To prove she didn't shoplift...
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bizarre Lady Strips Down At Wally World
- Thread starter Monkman777
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Drugs!
They didn't check her cavities
Sgt.Stupid
If it's stupid and not works, it's fucking stupid.
I bet it's full of expensive power tools in that hole.
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
U stole sumthin!!!
NOPE!!! JUST CLAM & MEATERS under here! AND THERE MINE!!!!!
😅😅😅...SP
DokraOwl
Hooter
Then when she gets pregnant she hears the sounds of drilling and hammer strikes going on inside her belly and an ultrasound reveals her baby is using the power tools to construct a real estate empire. Then there is a turf war between the inhabitants of the left and right fallopian tubes with sperm, egg, and embryos all battling with brickbats switchblades and Uzi 9mm machine pistols. The muffled sounds and rumblings of war reverberate through the couple's bedroom as the woman's uterus descends into civil unrest.I bet it's full of expensive power tools in that hole.
"Good morning madam, I'm officer Wiggins the store detective. With me is officer Rick James and we'd like you to come to our office as we think you have been shoplifting. Now, would you like a G&T first before we work this out?"
She stripped off the clothing that she stole, but then walked out of the store with it in her hands.
That's where they stuff the hams and pork butts.
Bottle Rocket
A friend with WEED is a friend indeed!
I think she needs to be patted down to be sure .
MickiDSadist
I love you; Now Die
Wot?! @Rick James is a cop? I heard he was a minister. You know, the clergy? Candles, incense, forgive me father for I have sinned, That bastard! He heard my confession and I am still working off my penance…6 months now, I’ve had to polish every knob in the church!
Jesus wept.
… I’m not sure what a “G&T” is… but I’ll do it, for security reasons.
I’ll drink the fetus. QAnoners think Oprah consumes fetuses for special powers. I’ll find out if Oprah’s onto something.
Speaking of which, do you guys have QAnoners down there?
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I bet the security didn't see that coming in their employee training manual.
That Florida Georgia line song. Take it out on me. Lol
He needs to get up in that and check dat cooter. Stuff can fit in there.
