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movies Last Movie You Watched..

i don't remember the last movie i watched, but i do remember the first...Song of the South

watching those happy coons singing and dancing made me happy to have helped them
 
Thanksgiving. 2023.
3/10
A bloke in a pilgram costume is hunting specific people involved in a black friday sale gone wrong the previous year.
Directed by Eli Roth, it echos eighties slasher films pretty well. The teens are loud and annoying, there is one girl who will survive, who is the killer?, practical effects. Other than that, its standard fare. Enjoyable in a campy kind of way. It has interesting kills.
I lost interest fairly early on, and clicked thru some parts to the kill scenes, eventually going to the end. A film that will work for some, just not me.


Kolysanka. (Lullaby) Poland. 2010.
4/10
A family of vampires collect locals and live off their blood.
Quirky comedy with very little 'horror'. Mostly just scenes of dialogue as the hostages discuss their situation and the vampires add to their collection as random people turn up.
Interesting concept but just inoffensive to the point of boring.
 
The boy and the heron. Japan. 2023.
8/10
Studio Ghibli about a young lad who follows a heron into a tower to find his step mother.
Very surreal and kinda dark. Excellent animation. First film iv seen from this studio and it lived up to its reputation. The backgrounds were are detailed, yet what i would describe as slighty dulled. All the characters on screen were then high in color and really stood out. Took a while to used to the bizarre story. But very entertaining.


Porco Rosso. Japan.1992.
6/10
Studio Ghibli animation about a bounty hunter in a sea plane that has to defeat another pilot.
Great animation with a strange but interesting plot. Had a steady pace and was entertaining. With such a steady feel, it did feel a little long.


Smugglers. 2023. South Korea.
9/10
Oceans 11 done really well.
A small village is forced to turn to picking up illegal packages due to a factory nearby polluting the water and killing the fish using a all woman dive team. The plot was quite layered and very engaging. Seemed to be based on true events as it had a number of specific dates and times. With a large cast, it was methodically set up. The women divers, a local gang, the customs officers and a smuggler from Seoul. Instead of one heist and a series of flashbacks and boom its all done. It shows the whole story of what went wrong early on, then how the women were going to get what they were owed. Very entertaining crime drama with a great underwater scenes and a epic fight.
 
There's something in the barn. 2023.
5/10
Barn elf gets mad.
Quirky horror comedy set in Norway that brings together a folklore tale and a family of americans. When they inherit the house and land from the fathers uncle they decide to move there. Typical set up for family. Goofy but well meaning Dad, nice step mother, teenage daughter and a younger son that understands what is going on. It mainly uses practical effects and alot of humour the revolves around the fish-out-of-water style.
Brings a depth and engaging interest to the film. Kinda gets a little boring near the start of the third act. But for a casual watch it's OK.
 
"Threads"

A take on the potential nuclear holocaust between the US and Russia, as seen from the lives of ordinary citizens located in Sheffield, UK, targeted for their western alliance.

I believe this captured the long-term horror of a nuclear winter rather well. It satisfies the expectations of a rather hopeless outcome.
 
Satanic hispanics. 2023.
6/10
Collection of short films.
A group of directors each made a short film, that has a lead in by a bloke sitting in a police station.
Some funny, some serious. Bit of a mixed bag. There is one that deals with a witch which had a very folklore feel. Good practical effects for the most part made it a compelling watch.


My neighbour Totoro 1988. Japan.
7/10
Entertaning family film that shows the style of what the studio do hasn't changed really at all in over 30 years.
Simple and engaging, it has the same steady plot that is hard to stay engaged with at the start but slowly builds as the film progresses.
 
Evil dead rise. 2023.
5/10
The book of the dead is opened. Again.
5th film in the 'evil dead' saga. This one changes things up a bit by having the setting in a old apartment building.
Interesting way the book is discovered and the evil is released. Soon shows thru as another retread of a very old idea. With a dedicated legion of fans who will watch it and any previous or future films, its violent but a wholly unscary experience.
 
The day of the jackal. 1973.
8/10
A assassin is hired to kill the french president.
Good thriller that is quiet but full of suspense. Kinda slow but it works with the methodical planning of the killer and the hunt to catch him. No big flashy car chases or action scenes, just a solid high stakes crime thriller.
 
Botched. 2007.
4/10
A heist escalates into weirdness.
Comedy horror about about a small time crook that has to steal a ancient cross from a penthouse apartment in Russia.
Starring Stephen Dorff (Blade) it mainly follows him and some 'hostages' as they try to escape a sealed off level of the building. Starts funny enough, and has alot of quirky humour. Dorff is perhaps too stiff and his character is the least funny. After a while the plot opens up as to why they are there and what is in store for them. From it there it kinda desends to a low budget bore.
Still an interesting film for the most part.
 
The taste of apples is red. 2022.
10/10
A wounded bloke turns up a the house of a respected sheik in the Golan heights.
Excellent drama that has a real potency to it. Set in the Golan heights in a village that is on the Syrian side, but right on the border with Israel. It tells the story of a bloke who fled in disgrace years before, but has come back with a bullet wound. The film sets things up in parallel, a baby is born, the wounded man is said not to be looking good, the baby dies, he survives. Heavy on religion and loyalty to the regime. It has a compelling sense of dread that really kept my attention and the constant parallels that became obvious and very meaningful.
Not a easy watch, but one for people who want a strong realistic drama with not a lot going on but a strong grounded well shot film.

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The palace. 2024. Dir. Roman Polanski.
4/10
A hotel for the rich and famous on new years eve 1999.
Set in the alps of a exclusive resort host a party for the rich. As to be expected things don't quite go according to plan. An unknown cast to me except for John Cleese and Micky Rourke. It has a humour to it, albeit slightly dated. Filmed well, after a while it just seemed to blend into the background with no plot lines standing out.
Maybe not to the directors previous high standard, but interesting at least for 90mins of a two hour runtime.


Spirited away. 2001. Japan.
6/10
A little girl gets trapped in a spirt amusement park and has to save her parents.
Typical fare from this studio. Excellent animation with a simple storyline that has extra elements that give the viewer, who would typically be young, the grounding to be able to watch multi layered plot films at a later date.
 
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