Man arrested in Sri Lanka for 'smuggling gold bars in rectum'

[D.O.A.]

Could only be a better story if he plugged his ass with a faberge egg after the last bar went in.

Sri Lankan authorities have arrested a man at an airport in Colombo for allegedly trying to smuggle gold bars hidden in his rectum.
Officers at Bandaranaike international airport had noticed he was walking suspiciously, a spokesman said. Gold weighing 400g (14oz), worth about 2m Sri Lankan rupees (£9,400), was found hidden inside the suspect’s rectal cavity, a customs spokesman told the BBC.

The 42-year-old suspect claimed in custody that he worked for a Sri Lankan government ministry, according to news website the Nation.

Man arrested in Sri Lanka for 'smuggling gold bars in rectum'

 

[sincisor]

Well how else would he smuggle them ?

 

[Had2look]

Could only be a better story if he plugged his ass with a faberge egg after the last bar went in.

Sri Lankan authorities have arrested a man at an airport in Colombo for allegedly trying to smuggle gold bars hidden in his rectum.
Officers at Bandaranaike international airport had noticed he was walking suspiciously, a spokesman said. Gold weighing 400g (14oz), worth about 2m Sri Lankan rupees (£9,400), was found hidden inside the suspect’s rectal cavity, a customs spokesman told the BBC.

The 42-year-old suspect claimed in custody that he worked for a Sri Lankan government ministry, according to news website the Nation.

Man arrested in Sri Lanka for 'smuggling gold bars in rectum'

The Man with the Golden ass, a 24 carat fuck when they threw his sorry ass in jail,

 

[McM]

Hiding/smuggling watches?

 

[VIIIXIII]

Hiding/smuggling watches?

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So shitty shiny

 

[aRyan]

Gold is one of the only things I'd consider shoving up my ass if I could make enough money off of it afterwards.

About a decade ago, I shoved ten grams of dope up my ass during a traffic stop, so I think the gold would be a piece of cake. xD

 

[Had2look]

Hiding/smuggling watches?

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PLEASE 'pease don't ask that person the Time . It's O'clock

 

[Tooly]

Hiding/smuggling watches?

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What's the time Mr Wolf?
Time!!!! Time to shit on you!!!!

 

[Tooly]

Hiding/smuggling watches?

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Heard he pulled them out too fast and rectum! Get it Wrecked them!

 

[ScHoLaR oF SMuT]

he's smart.
gold is worth much much more than petrol or euro dollar!!!!!

 

[nola]

he's smart.
gold is worth much much more than petrol or euro dollar!!!!!

...and petrol just does not travel well in your rectal cavity.

 

[ScHoLaR oF SMuT]

...and petrol just does not travel well in your rectal cavity.

hahaa i just cant imagine WTF that would smell likeyuck and yikes lol

 

[gman]

Yes of course, the main problem with petrol up your ass is the smell

 

[rottenfresh]

He gives "shittin bricks" a whole new fuckin meaning.

 

[hecknatude]

 

[ScHoLaR oF SMuT]

melt them down...give flava more flavour

 

[nola]

Yes of course, the main problem with petrol up your ass is the smell

Well....duh.

 

[Honest]

 

[Lovinight]

It is pretty fucked up one needs to smuggle them up their ass to begin with, when they can tell you what you can and cant do with your stuff, it is not really your stuff!