Man marries two headed woman. (1 Viewer)

[devils1969]

imagine if one of the girl is a lesbian.....one will spit the other will s..ck

 

[mrln]

meals probably arent that easy. one likes brussels sprouts and the other doesnt. or fish or whatever. and do they both get that "im full" feeling?
questions.... i have them!

 

[MasLinks]

one for the plums and one for the shaft

At least they have one hand each for rock paper scissors to see who gets what🤣

 

[BeeZo]

one for the plums and one for the shaft

😂good one!💯

 

[Qtek2020]

Dude is not even bad looking, good hair, height, race, should lose weight (every man should experience what is to be 10% bf in his life time). Still with the right body he can still pull good looking 24yo girls in argentina or colombia. what the hell man!

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I think that idiot is retarder..... Fully retarder.....

 

[hedgerow]

If he gets divorced, will he need to pay support for two wives?

 

[Ratte]

"Janice, work the shaft, Miriam, you're on ball duty"

 

[yago2005]

That’s more than he bargained for 🤣

 

[LabMonkey]

so many questions

 

[Hairydick]

Literally found the only time/excuse for a person to use the pronoun "they".

What do you call them if one's a tranny?

 

[Asspipe]

Dude is not even bad looking, good hair, height, race, should lose weight (every man should experience what is to be 10% bf in his life time). Still with the right body he can still pull good looking 24yo girls in argentina or colombia. what the hell man!

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Can he check three way off his list?

 

[hedgerow]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom I must say...


From my previous readings they control half each.

I'd definitely fuck them. For sure.

"hey, babies, lets do the Cerbrus doggy position..."

Hi Wiggy, how's summer just starting down-under?

Yep. I'd love to be a man in their bedroom I must say...

I don't think I could have a relationship with a 2 headed guy though

But surely you already have.

 

[girl101]

I can't even find myself a husband. But a 2 headed bitch finds one. My life sucks.

 

[mrln]

I can't even find myself a husband. But a 2 headed bitch finds one. My life sucks.

maybe you need to start hanging out with two headed bitches

 

[wiggins]

Hi Wiggy, how's summer just starting down-under?

Yep. I'd love to be a man in their bedroom I must say...


But surely you already have.

Today was the first day I haven't had a fire going to warm the house in months.

We have had so much rain but sunny today.

No dead roos yet to photograph, but their our there somewhere, hopping around even as we speak, as it were...

How's winter going? Any snow yet?

 

[hedgerow]

Today was the first day I haven't had a fire going to warm the house in months.

We have had so much rain but sunny today.

No dead roos yet to photograph, but their our there somewhere, hopping around even as we speak, as it were...

How's winter going? Any snow yet?

It snowed enough (~2") at the house to fully cover everything but by late morning it had melted. Only snowfall so far.
I turned off all the inside lights while keeping the outside lights on.
Took double my normal edibles, turned the music on, and had a great night.

Those roos are ours, they just don't know it yet!

 

[Mr Crispy]

Yeah. They’ve been on TV quite a bit over the years.

First time I saw them on TV was when I watched John Carpenter's The Thing.

 

[Reject]

Dude is not even bad looking, good hair, height, race, should lose weight (every man should experience what is to be 10% bf in his life time). Still with the right body he can still pull good looking 24yo girls in argentina or colombia. what the hell man!

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He married both sisters at the same time.
Imagine all the nagging, but twice the amount

 

[Alkamancito]

Legend says one of the heads is lesbian. She's fucked for life.

 

[girl101]

maybe you need to start hanging out with two headed bitches

I rather be dead first