Funny Miss Buttaface Contest! Who’s the Top Butterface?(Stern)

[Christopher Hitchens]

The contest starts at about 8 mins in if you want to skip the introduction of the judges and banter and all that.

If you don’t know what a butter face is it’s a woman with a hot body but and horrid face. This is a contest to find the best “buttaface”.

Each woman gets two scores. One for body, one for face. It’s one to ten, ten being the hottest body or ugliest face. So a possible perfect score of 20.

These chicks got courage, and respect that. Some of them are actually pretty cute! Others are fugly as fuck! But who gives a fuck what I think, on to the show. Who’s da buttaface?! Who’d you give the biggest score to? Fuck around and find out! Behold:




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For those who can’t use bitchute:

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

you dont look at the mantlepiece while poking the fire

 

[Smashyy]

Man I must be messed up, because I think all of them are hot as fuck.

Mind you though, I have shared a bed with the human equivalent of a wild boar before, so.

Don't drink around ugly fat chicks, kids.

 

[lovestruck]

Man I must be messed up, because I think all of them are hot as fuck.

Mind you though, I have shared a bed with the human equivalent of a wild boar before, so.

Don't drink around ugly fat chicks, kids.

Howard Stern is a fucking jew and this is Jewish propaganda to make white women feel ugly. Compared to monkeys these are prime women for white breeding.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

you dont look at the mantlepiece while poking the fire

I like to that’s the problem lol

Man I must be messed up, because I think all of them are hot as fuck.

Mind you though, I have shared a bed with the human equivalent of a wild boar before, so.

Don't drink around ugly fat chicks, kids.

I don’t mind girl that’s curvy but she has to have a beautiful face. It’s weird how that works with guys. Maybe it works with women to the other way round.

But yea some guys are attracted to chicks with great body’s but bad faces. This seems to be you lol. Then theee are guys like me who doesn’t mind curviness with a gorgeous face. thats my theory anyway it could be wrong.

 

[wtf_pdf]

That video is old as hell and on YouTube, save that g rated dirty dad joke stuff for the soccer mom forums

 

[chewbok]

The contest starts at about 8 mins in if you want to skip the introduction of the judges and banter and all that.

If you don’t know what a butter face is it’s a woman with a hot body but and horrid face. This is a contest to find the best “buttaface”.

Each woman gets two scores. One for body, one for face. It’s one to ten, ten being the hottest body or ugliest face. So a possible perfect score of 20.

These chicks got courage, and respect that. Some of them are actually pretty cute! Others are fugly as fuck! But who gives a fuck what I think, on to the show. Who’s da buttaface?! Who’d you give the biggest score to? Fuck around and find out! Behold:




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For those who can’t use bitchute:

The positive of their bodies far outweighs the negative of their faces. They work to keep in shape. That tells me a lot about their character and work ethic. They are also a better choice if you are in it for the long haul, like no divorce ever.

Naturally beautiful women never had to work. Their looks did it for them and they can get pretty f’ing demanding. That entitlement thing.

I will take a hard working, hard bodied 5 over an entitled, bitch 10 any day.

Done both. The 10 bolted. The 5 is right here.

Howard Stern is a fucking jew and this is Jewish propaganda to make white women feel ugly. Compared to monkeys these are prime women for white breeding.

Agree he is a prick for doing that to these beautiful women, but he’s an entertainer. That shit is what he does and these ladies chose to be there. They are all incredible and don’t give a fuck what he thinks.

 

[Hannius]

Maybe im impatient or just an asshole, but I dont wanna sift through 50 commercials trying to skip around the video to get to the meat.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

With exception of the gal who won (she’s got the inbred “Hapsburg Jaw” going on), make-up works wonders…most of the girls have paper-thin lips, but with the right lip treatment, like plumbers and lining over the edges of the lips, they can improve the look…

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I thought they were all cute and out of my league 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

The positive of their bodies far outweighs the negative of their faces. They work to keep in shape. That tells me a lot about their character and work ethic. They are also a better choice if you are in it for the long haul, like no divorce ever.

Yea I can see home some guys are like that but not me, I couldn’t be with a women if she had a bad face no matter how good the body but as I said I know other people are not like this

Naturally beautiful women never had to work. Their looks did it for them and they can get pretty f’ing demanding. That entitlement thing.

I will take a hard working, hard bodied 5 over an entitled, bitch 10 any day.

Done both. The 10 bolted. The 5 is right here.


Agree he is a prick for doing that to these beautiful women, but he’s an entertainer. That shit is what he does and these ladies chose to be there. They are all incredible and don’t give a fuck what he thinks.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Maybe im impatient or just an asshole, but I dont wanna sift through 50 commercials trying to skip around the video to get to the meat.

I have YouTube premium so I don’t have ads. You can get an adblocker too. But yea I don’t realize how much ads are on it.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

With exception of the gal who won (she’s got the inbred “Hapsburg Jaw” going on), make-up works wonders…most of the girls have paper-thin lips, but with the right lip treatment, like plumbers and lining over the edges of the lips, they can improve the look…

Idk I see women who get lip work, like the before and after and it looks bad.

 

[Hannius]

I have YouTube premium so I don’t have ads. You can get an adblocker too. But yea I don’t realize how much ads are on it.

Its cool bro. Not your fault. I got banned on youtube years ago for calling their ceo a cunt for all the ads, and since, I have absolutely refused to pay for premium.

 

[Mr. Meat Sled]

Oh no. I was hoping they scrubbed this...

 

[methedup77]

Buttafaces…they have excellent bodies so worth every bit of a fuck. I rather fuck a buttaface with a hot body than a fat fuck with a beautiful face. After all it’s just a fuck. You’re not marrying the bitch

 

[dwdays]

Nice post…very entertaining! Also….why do you think God invented light switches!!??

 

[SavageSaint]

Ah yes.... the days when Howard was actually funny, now he is a bitter old jew.