War Mississippi bans masturbation for men...

[NoConvexity]

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[SMOKESKULL]

 

[chewbok]

I love you Americans, you saved us in WW2 and we will always owe you in Aus but sometimes some of your laws are hard to understand...



HUFFINGTON POST 02/01/2025 08:00AM EST


'YESSSS! Regulate Men Like They Do Women!': Millions Of People Are Saying Men Are Getting The Irony They Deserve After Seeing This Newly Proposed Bill That Would Ban Male Autonomy


The proposed bill — called the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" — would fine men up to $10,000 for ejaculating.


Well, men of America, buckle up.


Mississippi Sen. Bradford Blackmon has sponsored a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”


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The proposed legislation would prohibit a man from masturbating unless it is intended for procreation only.


That means if you want to masturbate in Mississippi, it better be within the confines of a fertility clinic to make a baby!


It also includes criminal charges for people who violate it. The bill proposes to make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material (sperm) without the intent to fertilize an embryo, effectively criminalizing certain male reproductive behaviors.”


Violators wouldn’t face jail time, only monetary penalties in the amount of $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second, and $10,000 for three or more offenses.


If you’re still in shock that this is an actual thing, here are the specific details:


“BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI: SECTION 1.


(1) This section shall be known and may be cited as the ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act.’


(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.


(3) Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:


(a) One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense; (b) Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and


(c) Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.


(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:


(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and


(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.”


And although everyone has been a bit taken aback after hearing this...

Hell, I could spend $10,000 on a lonely night with just me and Rosey.

Beat Monty Python movie ever!

So I guess “nutting” on the lady at the Dollar atore is out of the question. Nuts!

Wait, “jackin” is legal in Jackson, MS. You just can’t “off”. Whew.

 

[wiggins]

I predict the bluest of balls

Take it. Take the pain... Blame it on the Old Miss...

 

[Super Kirbo]

Its a democrat bill that will never pass through a republican majority so jerk away !!!!

 

[Ralph666]

I guess it was only a matter of time until a state declared beating off illegal..

The US have made it impossible for woman to do anything with their baby factories, might as well stop guys playing with themselves..

 

[Imi]

Masturbation or any form of sexual activity in public may be prohibited, but not within four walls because it violates the concept of privacy or sexual privacy.

 

[Vwj]

Wow.

Here, in Australia, if you call someone who identifies as aboriginal not aboriginal then you're charged with racial discrimination act.

Bolt sued over Aboriginal skin colour comments

The Federal Court in Melbourne has begun hearing a civil case against Herald Sun Newspaper columnist Andrew Bolt.

www.abc.net.au

Here's what aboriginals look like:

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These people here are just as real abos as those people below


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I remember a Abo Jew going through customs on border control tv program (or something like that) just because he was bringing stuff back from Israel made of plants and he was going on about abo rights, he was whiter than a fucking whiteboard with no abo features and a Jewish accent 🤷‍♂️

 

[wiggins]

I remember a Abo Jew going through customs on border control tv program (or something like that) just because he was bringing stuff back from Israel made of plants and he was going on about abo rights, he was whiter than a fucking whiteboard with no abo features and a Jewish accent 🤷‍♂️

I am so incredibly over the whole indigenous rights stuff words fail me.

I worked in Royal Darwin Hospital for years. We had Aboriginal Liaison Officers there to help orientate real tribal people to how a western hospital works, with white people, English, aircon etc. They were, on the whole, pretty useful.

I moved down to Albury and worked in mental health. We were expecting a new psychologist to start. I saw a new white guy there and asked him if he was the psyche. "No. I'm the aboriginal liaison officer."

Albury has no indigenous culture, a few dark skinned ones who speak English and only English, and absolutely no need of liaison officers.

But it's like the trans stuff. If a man 'identifies' as a woman then 'she' is a real woman.

I still can't get my head around the twisted minds who came up with this.

Not to mention the staff meetings in Albury starting with the acknowledgement of country. How people could a) think this shit up and b) do it was something I only thought happened in North Korea.

 

[lechmich]

My humble prediction is that the streets and stores of downtown Jackson are going to start looking like a plasterer's radio pretty soon

 

[Htos1av]

Florida man enters the chat...

 

[alwaysoffline]

I love you Americans, you saved us in WW2 and we will always owe you in Aus but sometimes some of your laws are hard to understand...



HUFFINGTON POST 02/01/2025 08:00AM EST


'YESSSS! Regulate Men Like They Do Women!': Millions Of People Are Saying Men Are Getting The Irony They Deserve After Seeing This Newly Proposed Bill That Would Ban Male Autonomy


The proposed bill — called the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" — would fine men up to $10,000 for ejaculating.


Well, men of America, buckle up.


Mississippi Sen. Bradford Blackmon has sponsored a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”


Wake up to the day's most important news. Sign up for HuffPost's Morning Email.


Subscribe to The Morning Email.


The proposed legislation would prohibit a man from masturbating unless it is intended for procreation only.


That means if you want to masturbate in Mississippi, it better be within the confines of a fertility clinic to make a baby!


It also includes criminal charges for people who violate it. The bill proposes to make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material (sperm) without the intent to fertilize an embryo, effectively criminalizing certain male reproductive behaviors.”


Violators wouldn’t face jail time, only monetary penalties in the amount of $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second, and $10,000 for three or more offenses.


If you’re still in shock that this is an actual thing, here are the specific details:


“BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI: SECTION 1.


(1) This section shall be known and may be cited as the ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act.’


(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.


(3) Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:


(a) One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense; (b) Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and


(c) Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.


(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:


(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and


(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.”


And although everyone has been a bit taken aback after hearing this...

well women have been shamed for maturbation for centuries.. your turn I guess

 

[wiggins]

well women have been shamed for maturbation for centuries.. your turn I guess

More than shamed. In the US they used to do clitectomies as it was seen as a mental illness.

Women, Masturbation, and Clitoral Surgery, 1862–1945 (Chapter 1) - Female Circumcision and Clitoridectomy in the United States

Female Circumcision and Clitoridectomy in the United States - October 2014

www.cambridge.org

 

[virility92]

Yeah, good luck with that

 

[mrln]

Wow.

Here, in Australia, if you call someone who identifies as aboriginal not aboriginal then you're charged with racial discrimination act.

Bolt sued over Aboriginal skin colour comments

The Federal Court in Melbourne has begun hearing a civil case against Herald Sun Newspaper columnist Andrew Bolt.

www.abc.net.au

Here's what aboriginals look like:

View attachment 861909

View attachment 861910


View attachment 861911

These people here are just as real abos as those people below


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they all resemble one another. like strong...

 

[wiggins]

they all resemble one another. like strong...

Strong what?

 

[thebully08$]

Who cares? I got no sexual desires for the most part anymore anyways. Couldnt tell why either 🤔

Maybe im late of my fate of being a powerbottom faggot 🏳️‍🌈

No bully 😢

Wtf?

 

[mrln]

Strong what?

resemblance. like if theyre all related or something....

 

[CletusYeetus]

There's a reason Mississippi is 50th in economy, 50th in healthcare, 48th in infrastructure, and 45th in fiscal stability. They're swimming in a sea of cum, much of it black, hence this law!

Once again, the ignorance is infuriating. Who the fuck do you think has been pulling all the strings, owning, and controlling all of those ‘shitty uneducated low ranking states’ in the Southern and Midwestern US since before most of them even became states? I’ll give you people a hint, since you’re all so clearly fucking stupid: rich conservative white people….. WOAHHHHH bet you never saw that one coming. Shockerrrr, the very people who blame everyone else are actually the ones who created and are still perpetuating the problems. I really don’t understand how you all don’t put the damn picture together when it’s right in front of you. Conservatives consistently cut funding for education LEADING TO A LESS EDUCATED POPULATION. Same exact thing for predominantly minority communities, LESS FUNDING LEADING TO LESS DEVELOPMENT, WORSE CONDITIONS, AND DESPERATION. It is literally their game plan to place the blame of the problems that they create onto the people facing them. It’s the oldest distraction and manipulation trick in the book and if you all knew anything about geopolitical or world history, you could easily see it.

 

[M3gAtron75789]

They mean outside in the street in public I think ofc.