disaster Mistress Sneaking Out

[Monkman777]

 

[Darth Kermit]

Not her first time...

 

[Gevurah]

Birds make it look dead easy. Then you see the blokes tryin’ it... hanging off the side of a ten-story like a bunch of muppets. LOL

If you’re gonna shag a married bird, lads, make sure you’ve got an escape plan that doesn’t rely on you being able to fucking fly.

 

[CunningLinguist]

So many are anxious to make a new friend

 

[visalia]

Could have grabbed her like a 6 pack

 

[Rocco54]

Lots of upskirt shots fellas!

 

[Nun Soup]

Y'all had better wash them hands now.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Somebody's ol lady came home early

 

[john5]

I wonder how many would have helped if it was a bloke.

 

[1fktmind]

She most likely smells like the ocean, sine there is a hoard of shrimp dicks waiting to grab her

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

She is like a cat , look at the skill and balance damn , 10/10

 

[nimblefingers]

Birds make it look dead easy. Then you see the blokes tryin’ it... hanging off the side of a ten-story like a bunch of muppets. LOL

If you’re gonna shag a married bird, lads, make sure you’ve got an escape plan that doesn’t rely on you being able to fucking fly.

I prefer walking out the front door and telling the bloke "no worries mate, I took care of her for yah"

 

[badangel7]

ya ok but her purse and panties are still in the bedroom

 

[Gevurah]

I prefer walking out the front door and telling the bloke "no worries mate, I took care of her for yah"

Aye, I only ever did it with a married bird the once for a few months, didn’t even clock she was hitched till after... made it worse, because she never told me… proper banged her in her own marital bed while the bloke was off in the forces.

Could’ve come back early from overseas, found me getting it on with his missus, and I’d be looking down the barrel… or not looking at all!

What a fuckin’ mess. Out of all the dirty shit I got up to growin’ up, that one wasn’t even on me, mate!

I mean, aye, I’d still have shagged her if she’d told me, but I’d never have slept in the bed after knowing… I’d have had a proper escape plan ready, quick as.

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Not her first time...

I was going to say the same. Surely wasnt.

 

[Harumph]

She's a proper pole finder and knows just how to get down on them.