They don't like jokes or they don't like ndns
You fuckers really need to stop shitting my pants.
You fuckers really need to stop shitting my pants.
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Poor guy. That's the worst when someone shits your pants manThey don't like jokes or they don't like ndns
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You fuckers really need to stop shitting my pants.
talk about TMI, did he say he fucked his sister all night?
Also i’ll drop this here. This is MLK’s most important speech, as he was talking to the brothers in their own language here. No one has successfully translated this, btw:
Absolutely! Of anyone's going to shit my pants, it's going to be me.
You guys just reminded me of this blacked out white guy that I saw. He was hanging on fences and pissing his pants. We were thinking of helping him until we say the brown tint sliding down the back of his blue jeans.
I can dig.You guys just reminded me of this blacked out white guy that I saw. He was hanging on fences and pissing his pants. We were thinking of helping him until we say the brown tint sliding down the back of his blue jeans.
When I lived in Vegas, I used the same laundry mat by the roach motel I was living in. I would go to 711 to break a bill, to use to for change for machines. Got to know the clerks a bit. Anyhow, one day I walk over and police had a guy handcuffed on the curb. No shirt, silver track pants with snaps up the legs. We've all seen em right. I walk past and go in 711 and ask the clerk what happened. Said "dude came in, drank 2 iced coffees and shit his pants right there in the aisle." Then tried to walk out the store, without paying for the coffee, so she called the cops for stealing. There's police on every corner of Fremont street, so I guess they got there quick. She was pissed because she had to mop it up in the store. The cop came in and I'm like so what are you going to do with him? He said they weren't putting him in their car and they let him go with a citation lol. He said the walk of shame to get back to wherever he crawled out from was better for him than jail would ever be.
They stood him up to take cuffs off and he had left a mark on the curb and the back of both legs, from cheeks to ankles was dark brown and wet.
Vegas is no joke. I told one of the bartenders about how Minneapolis PD fucked me up by running me over with a car, and he was unfazed. He said Vegas PD will fuck you up worse. 🤣 the black dude was giving me a legit warning ⚠️. I heeded that advice
Da'fuq you do to get run down man?!?! Yeah, Vegas police wild. I seen a film crew and contemplated taking my clothes off so I could get on "naked" episodes of cops... but i was on the run and chickened out lol.
Worst I've gotten was being tased in handcuffs. I blame the 4-loco and icehouse black for that 😆
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