War NASA preparing for asteroid to hit earth

[toxicologist]

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

I'll be 57 or 58 years old when this happens. As long as I'm.still waking up with a hard on I'll be good to go

 

[DaMaster1]

Well covid didn't work so now this !

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

my bad ... I ordered an asteroid from Amazon ... sorry everybody 🫤

 

[JG Ballard]

Let's hope for impact, preferably in some shithole like Iran.

 

[DokraOwl]

I hope it hits Earth with a glancing blow so that all it does is make Earth spin faster and a day becomes only 22.931 hours instead of 24, just to fuck with people. Also aliens come off the asteroid, and they're sexy aliens, and they all flock to me.

 

[Plain ol' Newton]

From NASA -
"A radar observation campaign in March 2021, combined with precise orbit analysis, allowed astronomers to conclude that there is no risk of Apophis impacting our planet for at least a century."

Bummer.

 

[cannedkittens]

Assuming we survive WWIII is bold. 😆

 

[ChaosSpawn]

This is just false in so many ways

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Calling bullshit on this because

NASA Analysis: Earth Is Safe From Asteroid Apophis for 100-Plus Years - NASA

The near-Earth object was thought to pose a slight risk of impacting Earth in 2068, but now radar observations have ruled that out.

www.nasa.gov

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

Well fuck it , it is what it is guess.

 

[Beast6262]

This is just false in so many ways

100% true, I work for nasa

 

[Chief Queef]

In 14 years, I can only imagine what society degenerates to. Actually, the fucking thing could come in 14 minutes and I'd be totally okay with it...

 

[Interregnum]

In 14 years, I can only imagine what society degenerates to. Actually, the fucking thing could come in 14 minutes and I'd be totally okay with it...

imagine u doggy your dog because u dont give a fuck anymore to hide your secrets because everything is going to end in 14 minutes anyway
and then nothing happens
your penis in your dogs asshole in front of your family
a great silence for 1 minute
then u fake a seizure to escape the situation somehow

 

[Dirl]

imagine u doggy your dog because u dont give a fuck anymore to hide your secrets because everything is going to end in 14 minutes anyway
and then nothing happens
your penis in your dogs asshole in front of your family
a great silence for 1 minute
then u fake a seizure to escape the situation somehow

 

[Chief Queef]

imagine u doggy your dog because u dont give a fuck anymore to hide your secrets because everything is going to end in 14 minutes anyway
and then nothing happens
your penis in your dogs asshole in front of your family
a great silence for 1 minute
then u fake a seizure to escape the situation somehow

 

[LonesomeLoser]

I, for one, will welcome doomsday with open arms.

 

[Mr Crispy]

After seeing how human society and civilization is progressing, I think maybe we could use a hard reset.

 

[nostrils]

Just summon Holy, it’s not hard 🤷‍♀️