New death penalty procedures

[Guipago]

I recommend crucifixion, works a treat.

 

[D.O.A.]

After watching this funny fake new death penalty procedure that got me thinking. There's no site better then this that can come up with a new death penalty technique other then electric chair, gas or shit. I'm an advocate for extra special ones for child killers. Anyway let's hear your best ones.

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Keep that machine but hook up the controls to this:

Don't tell the people it's hooked up to the machine that removes heads. So when they go to execute these shitbags, it's gonna be completely random chance they have their head ripped off. Maybe it just missed. They get thrown back in a cell and try again tomorrow. They'll never know when their number is up.

 

[mrln]

im more for the "eye for an eye" method personally.

 

[hoze123]

I like the one from back in the day with elephants, where the executioner & elephant, would torture and dismember the chained criminal.
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Creating employment for animal and animal trainer

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

crocodile pit

 

[888e]

I know a guy that has one of those.

 

[888e]

Do they make microwave ovens big enough to fit a human?

 

[I Ripyourfaceoff]

JUST CALL HIM ..................... HE AINT BUSY AT DA MOMENT........

 

[ilikegore123]

“Painlessly”

"Wrench"

 

[mrln]

i have the perfect solution to the death penalty procedure.
gen pop.

 

[drakebling]

I never understood why go through all this ceremony and shit. Just take them out into the prison yard and drive a fucking captive bolt through their brain, just like a fuckin cow.

 

[I Ripyourfaceoff]

 

[Hellvis]

How about strapping them to the chair and having them painlessly listen to Milli Vanilli before their head gets ripped off!

 

[Theseus]

Do these people not know bullets and way cheeper not to mention it isn’t some claw machine meets masochist fever dream contraption 😂

 

[mikebpool]

hang draw and quarter them much better

 

[spamdagger79]

the prisoner shall be slowly pressed to death under the weight of a thousand gerbils

 

[cacarara74874]

Those were the days when the onion was funny. here is the full vid.

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Strap them to a big turntable and increase the spinning speed over 2-3 minutes, at maximum RPM their insides should get forced out of place, their eyeball vessels will ruprure, and their brain will try to rip itself out of the skull

Remember that video where the guy got caught in an industrial lathe, it sucked him in by his clothing and he spun so hard for about 30 seconds that he literally exploded all over the warehouse, if anyone can link that video that would be great 😁

 

[spamdagger79]

Remember that video where the guy got caught in an industrial lathe, it sucked him in by his clothing and he spun so hard for about 30 seconds that he literally exploded all over the warehouse, if anyone can link that video that would be great 😁

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

That's the one thanks 👍