New death penalty procedures

[PrincePrincePrince]

- Bury him.
- We kill him then?
- No, just bury him.


Right to the cemetery, coffin well welded. Bye.

What a scary way that would be to go. Being buried alive has to be one of my biggest fears.

 

[scott13214]

In all seriousness, , the good old fashioned guillotine is perfect. Just lubricate the blade guide after each prisoner. Replace the razor sharp cutting blade just like a disposable razor after each use. Don’t even need a doctor to officially declare death. Easy to use with minimal training. Could even sell lottery tickets to get to drop the blade. Dollar a ticket. That could pay for the disposal blades and WD40 to lubricate to blade guides.

 

[DrGoodEvil]

After watching this funny fake new death penalty procedure that got me thinking. There's no site better then this that can come up with a new death penalty technique other then electric chair, gas or shit. I'm an advocate for extra special ones for child killers. Anyway let's hear your best ones.

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Taking pedos and switching their heads with their dick and balls surgically.