On a road trip to BC and I'm gorging myself on fruit

[Bill Murray]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

 

[Illusive_0ne]

Safe travels

 

[pappa stupid]

I only get Georgia peaches here in Alabama, not complaining though! Still hot as fuck and well Nigger!

 

[Bill Murray]

Safe travels

Thank you. I'm a good boy when I drive. Don't speed much and am very observant. I have the GF pitting/cutting the fruit if I want a snack while driving so other than a sticky steering wheel I'm good.

Add 2 more peaches to the day's tally.

I only get Georgia peaches here in Alabama, not complaining though! Still hot as fuck and well Nigger!

Georgia peaches are good (aside from those mental patients in Atlanta who name EVERY goddamn thing after the peach). Was warm here during the day, 77° for the high...very pleasant!

 

[Reject]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

Swallowing bananas like a man👍

 

[Bill Murray]

Swallowing bananas like a man👍

Ya, lots of tropical fruit being grown in Canada. Fuck me you're an imbecile.

 

[Sweet Death]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

Yum!

 

[Reject]

Ya, lots of tropical fruit being grown in Canada. Fuck me you're an imbecile.

Shithole I see, eh?

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

Most beautiful part of Canada....

Don't forget to visit Kelowna, Kamloops and enjoy a good BC wine!

Have a nice trip.

 

[Damo0666™️]

Shithole I see, eh?

I bet your house is a fucking shit hole 🤷‍♂️ you really are one weird person, how pathetic your life must be for you to come on here every day for the sole purpose of trolling...

You come across as a silly little kid with no friends or job, how about posting something constructive instead of being a little faggot all the time

 

[Reject]

I bet your house is a fucking shit hole 🤷‍♂️ you really are one weird person, how pathetic your life must be for you to come on here every day for the sole purpose of trolling...

You come across as a silly little kid with no friends or job, how about posting something constructive instead of being a little faggot all the time

Fags are people too, you secretly wish to be one 😞

 

[Bill Murray]

Most beautiful part of Canada....

Don't forget to visit Kelowna, Kamloops and enjoy a good BC wine!

Have a nice trip.

I'm further south in Creston. We'll drive to Revelstoke tomorrow, dinner at 112 (nice steakhouse, a few decent BC wine on the menu), likely stay overnight and then back to Calgary Monday.

Honestly don't particularly like Kelowna. Its turned into kind of a ghetto and lots of trashy people. It serves as part of a triangle with Vancouver & Calgary for the movement of drugs, hookers, gang activity. Kamloops is OK, the drive/ride north up to Blue River & Valemont and then to Hwy 16 & Jasper is beautiful and would be awesome this time of year (although a little smoky ATM).

 

[Ellzibette]

I've got a fleshy orb for you.



I think I missed the point of this post.

 

[Bill Murray]

I've got a fleshy orb for you.



I think I missed the point of this post.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

I'm further south in Creston. We'll drive to Revelstoke tomorrow, dinner at 112 (nice steakhouse, a few decent BC wine on the menu), likely stay overnight and then back to Calgary Monday.

Honestly don't particularly like Kelowna. Its turned into kind of a ghetto and lots of trashy people. It serves as part of a triangle with Vancouver & Calgary for the movement of drugs, hookers, gang activity. Kamloops is OK, the drive/ride north up to Blue River & Valemont and then to Hwy 16 & Jasper is beautiful and would be awesome this time of year (although a little smoky ATM).

true... although unfortunately even in Vancouver there's a gazillion drugheads, hoes , shady people, beggars,etc

 

[Deleted User 201666]

I bet your house is a fucking shit hole 🤷‍♂️ you really are one weird person, how pathetic your life must be for you to come on here every day for the sole purpose of trolling...

You come across as a silly little kid with no friends or job, how about posting something constructive instead of being a little faggot all the time

A bit like ivan .....a sad twat no life

I've got a fleshy orb for you.



I think I missed the point of this post.

Let's see then
Have a great trip sir

 

[Flatus Tube]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

Your microbiome will love you, maybe not your anus though 😂

Enjoy your journey matey.

 

[Racist Bastard]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

😆 you're 100% gonna shit yourself at some point eating all those fruits.

 

[rottenfresh]

BC or British Columbia is the province next door and parts are known for their orchards and fruit growing. I LOVE peaches & apricots and have been stuffing my maw with bushels of those juicy little orange yellow fleshy orbs.

In these parts you can buy fruit & vegetables them from roadside vendors or directly from some orchards. I've ate ~15 peaches and ~24 apricots today and am planning for the same tomorrow, my next few shits will be interesting.

This is an awesome time to visit. Roads are reasonably quiet because all the tourists have fucked off home, hotels are a lot cheaper, leaves are starting to change so its quite beautiful.

Enjoy your vacation you short term slacker!

 

[mrln]

@The Murricane better but yourself a bucket of some sort and some tp for the ride. also peptobismol and immodium. yer gunna need it.
oh... and extra drawers and socks (in case you run out of tp) maybe some sweatpants as well.
enjoy your trip! and bring me back something british columbian...