I knew you would have to have the last word.Any guy who fanboys over a guy like that would.I’m glad you were able to stop crying long enough to try to upset me🙄💜Sorry your panties are still in a twist Princess👑 I’m done with you now.You can return to dreams of taking it up the ass by a dead Beatle🫵🏻😛🇬🇧🍆Any messages from you won’t be read so save your wrist strength for jerking it to the white album
I'm confident that you'll read everything I'm about to say because I'm also confident that you're an attention whore and here's how I know:
Your first comment was a terrible attempt to tell a joke. Unfortunately for you, a joke must be inherently funny. Yours was not. You wanted some positive attention or praise for this attempt and received none:
His dad was Alf?!? Why didn’t he write any songs about him loving dryer lint or wanting to eat the cat?
I found your joke so entirely out of context that I was genuinely bewildered and asked you what the fuck you were talking about. Instead of defending your joke, you thought you'd get the upper hand by insulting John Lennon. But I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if I don't like it, so your attempt failed:
If you had asked me nicely I’d have told you.John Lennon was a woman beater child abuser and a fucking communist.JHJ did us a favor clipping that pointy nose dicksmack🎄Merry Xmas
Suspecting that you were seeking attention (as trolls will do), I called you out on your accidental John Hinckley Junior reference. I was polite enough not to point out that you mentioned JHJ because the word "assassinated" was enough to confuse you, and his was the first name that came to your mind instead of Chapman's. If you'd actually have read a little bit more, you'd have avoided this mistake. Btw, this also means that you're most likely old enough to actually remember the attempt on Reagan, isn't that right, grandma?
I’m not getting anything for Christmas except a few punches from my husband so that should make you feel better about my post. So worked up over something so stupid shows how little you are.Go fantasize about mouth fucking John Lennon so you stop crying
In a final desperate attempt to obtain the attention you're so desperately craving, you redirect and try to invoke sympathy for yourself.
It may be true that your husband beats you, and I said that I could understand why; you're an insufferable grown-up spoiled brat that hasn't been the center of attention to anyone for a very long time. That your own husband finally grew weary enough of your shit that he resorted to violence is a testament to his amazing patience. You're lucky he hasn't killed you already.
So here we are after you decided to just sling useless insults and then tried to control the conversation by declaring you'd not read another word from me.
But your heart yearns so deeply for any attention that you'll take any that you can get. Good or bad. Words or fists.
See? I told you you'd read every word.
You're not a bad person. You just need to deal with your issues and seek positive attention. Keep in mind that you might have to actually earn it from now on.
Happy Hanukkah?