Once i was drunk ( or drugged ) and...

[Preacher]

This came from a talk in the SB ... Many of us did weird things while we were drunk (or drugged), I open this thread to write anecdotes or confessions of things that we have done while we were drugged or drunk.

I start... Once i was drunk and coming back from a party with "friends" they left me sleeping in the door of a shopping mall, I woke up the next day, with the sun in my face, I spent all night sleeping in the street....

On another occasion, I parked my car over the hood of another car ... and I left it there....

 

[Jizdrop1]

Walked home from a pub once to my house about 3 miles away stark naked for a laugh. Never seen a soul or a cop all the way home lucky for me. next day i knew what a fickwit i'd been. Another time i fell asleep in the bath drunk,woke up about 4 hours later freezing cold and my skin all wrinkled. One of my mates very drunk one night decided to drive home. His car windscreen was iced over so he stood on bonnet and pissed on it to thaw it out. Cop car only pulled up and nicked him.

 

[HG]

Ive got fucking loads, im lucky to be alive...

 

[D.O.A.]

I woke up on some old ladies front lawn after a party once, didn't know where I was at the time and didn't hang around long enough to ask her

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

Hosted a party on Dartmoor once, I drugged myself.. constantly as you do, about a week later I "came to" at London Paddington station with no real recollection of what had happened, managed to get a free ticket back to Torquay..
I drugged myself until I turned mute for 3 days
Took enough mdma to rupture my stomach lining and get septicemia (nearly died according to hospital staff)
I used to spend most days walking around various cities and towns with a woolen string bag full of sheets of research chem tabs and a little dropper bottle (50drops) of lsd whilst sweating profusely with pupils which filled my eye sockets dropping into takeaways and asking them to fill my bottle of volvic with tap water else I was liable to die... (Used to be fun watching the police at train station barriers watching me, you could literally see them think or say to each other "arresting this kid will probably do more harm than good".. bless the u.k)
Obviously lived on a bus for a long time, spent a long time homeless, walked so long that one time the sole of my foot stayed in my boot.. another time where the sole of my boot stayed on the road. Met every god you can name, every demon there is, found myself living with black raggatek bays, was known as "acid jack, madcap, happy jack, lucky jack and the gurning guru depending on which county or town I was in)...
Climbed up a multi storey car park (it had wire mesh all over it to stop people jumping off, perfect) whilst fucked on shrooms.. me n jay took a ten strip each in the middle of winter and walked along the cliff tops for a good 10 hours in the pissing rain mixed with freezing snow with mental winds while he talked about the sky being made of "all these different triangles man, can you see em?".. watched Jason get stuck in "the wamping willow", forgot my name alot, forgot what and who I am, alot, learned then lost the meaning to everything and nothing, alot!
I think High grade will have epic tales too and probably understands when someone says
Honestly...
I could go on forever lmao (I don't take drugs anymore, sometimes smoke weed.. might have an E or 2CB once in a blue moon maybe some mdma, but very very rarely... I barely even have a beer anymore)
I'm not a recovering addict
I'm just fucking recovering lmao

 

[PinkE]

We were visiting South Dakota, rapid City to be exact. We (3white girls) got drunk at the Black hills casinos and some bars there met some injuns, followed them back to their house at a reservation, luckily so did the cops and before we even went inside they were like nope, nope nope bad idea go home, and we were like yea probably. But you see we were not from here and we followed them, so we drove all around south Dakota trying to find my friends grandmother's house. Me and my sister really needed to pee. We found a gas station. My sister and I ran inside both about to piss ourselves, bahhh, she got the toilet first. I was like ok, I'll sit on the sink and piss. Bad idea, I am not a big girl, but this was a cheap gas station sink. It fell to the floor, water squirting everywhere. I said, it totally fine. I got the strength of a thousand warriors and picked it up and kind of put it back. The pipe was still broken and water was seeping out. It's good. We left. It took 6 more hours to find her grandmother's house. I got the nickname sitting sink on that trip

 

[Poacher]

I once threw my guts up on shrooms and apparently i thought my intestines were falling out of my mouth so i swalled every bit of sick with my hands cos it might of been my bladder or lung or whatever

 

[mrln]

well.... been drunk more than once. oh the storys. if i could only remember?

 

[Preacher]

We had a party with former co-workers at noon, and then I had a work meeting where I ended up going drunk... it was an important meeting, there were some directors of a company...I had a violent drunkenness ... I was in a bad mood ... I arrived at the meeting late, they were all already seated...

When I arrived, instead of saying "hello" i screamed (in a drunk tone, angry and with little body balance) : "You are all far away, I am not going to greet anyone ..."...

Everyone turned around, and they looked at me like saying "Who is this guy?"

I remember who was my boss at that time grabbing my arm and he take me out of the meeting, he was like 30 minutes insulting me ...

 

[HG]

I went to the club alone after my mates had gone home. Bought 2 ecstasy offa some dude. My eyes turned around in their sockets, i couldnt see for 6 hours, on my own, in a lane behind the club... Fucking scared me when i sobered up... I was about 35...

 

[HG]

I owed a drug debt to some dodgy dudes, i had to pay it by delivering a package to a high rise flat in a shady area. The guy who opened the door had a gun. After they checked out what id brought everything was cool, had a beer, had a smoke...

 

[HG]

Very fucking scary...

 

[HG]

We had a party with former co-workers at noon, and then I had a work meeting where I ended up going drunk... it was an important meeting, there were some directors of a company...I had a violent drunkenness ... I was in a bad mood ... I arrived at the meeting late, they were all already seated...

When I arrived, instead of saying "hello" i screamed (in a drunk tone, angry and with little body balance) : "You are all far away, I am not going to greet anyone ..."...

Everyone turned around, and they looked at me like saying "Who is this guy?"

I remember who was my boss at that time grabbing my arm and he take me out of the meeting, he was like 30 minutes insulting me ...

LMAO!!!

 

[Preacher]

I owed a drug debt to some dodgy dudes, i had to pay it by delivering a package to a high rise flat in a shady area. The guy who opened the door had a gun. After they checked out what id brought everything was cool, had a beer, had a smoke...

What a moment ! Wow... my ass would have filled with questions. !

 

[HG]

I owed £2k, i was young, once it was cool it was great, fuck knows what i was carrying...

 

[Preacher]

I owed £2k, i was young, once it was cool it was great, fuck knows what i was carrying...

Two fucking scary moments, the moment where you had to see the ones you owed the money to, and the moment where the guy opened the door and was with the gun ....Adrenaline at the highest level !!!

Thankfully, everything ended well!

 

[HG]

Yeh, phew...

 

[Smokinrav]

Told this story once before. Back in the late 80s I took a flight from Chicago to L.A. three stopovers, free drinks
Somewhere between Phoenix and L.A. I blacked out. Woke up at 3 am to a deserted plane surrounded by and covered with vomit. It was quite the low point lol

 

[Dolly]

went to a party , arse hole of a bf turned up drunk and loud he was in a shitty local rock band, but thought he was famous. he often necked whole bottles of Jack to show off and be a rock star, he eventually passed out, as per usual, so i wrote Twat on his forehead in marker pen, we put him in recovery position, went to bed. Found him dead in the morning , died like a rock star choking on his own vomit. Taken away by ambulance with Twat on his forhead. NO idea if they got it off. I didnt go and view him after that.

Another one ill have to be vague about, I used to be an officers wife, overseas tour. I would always find some sad other wife to friend someone to be bad with... one night totally shitted we broke into (very easily ) the aircraft hangar (Jets) All the lights were always on in there.. stripped to my undies with my friend, and put on some pilots overalls. there was a platform ladder pushed up to one jet so we sat on the roof of the aircraft and took sexy lesbo photos ... Station commander of all fucking people walked in caught us. Few later days they took my PC and my camera. But id already emailed the images to myself. It was the end of the line basically as Id done a huge list of terrible 'other' things . Needless to say I was deported and we divorced soon after.

 

[Funkleburger]

I woke up on some old ladies bed getting a blowjob after a party once, didn't know where I was at the time and loved it because she didn't have any teeth

*fixed*