I have never done one stupid thing ever. If anyone say's I did, they're fucking liars.
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Once i was drunk ( or drugged ) and...
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I woke up after a heavy night......naked, in a armchair, there was another couple asleep on the couch.....I had no idea how I got there or who the fuck the people were or why I was naked 
I woke up in the buff with my mum in her bed one Hogmanay, my girlfriend had given up looking for me when i had gone for a piss and went back to sleep in our room... Drink and drugs...
She was a great chick - Julie, she gave me an std... (not my old dear btw)...
She was a great chick - Julie, she gave me an std... (not my old dear btw)...
Did you fuck your mom?
No, i didn't... I could have, but no...
Will i say i did?...
Huh?...
But are you 100% sure you didn't... I mean you cant remember getting into her bed. Did you at least get stinky fingers?
Thats disgusting and disappointing, wtf Dollzy...
You little fool...
Stop being so vanilla, Im sure your mom loved it.
Gads, all this attention im giving you and you can't be good, poor little you...
Thats enough off topic btw...
i been drunk a couple of times.
*I've
DirtyDiamonds
I'll swallow your soul!
I've never been black out drunk but I did drink so much I got sick once and couldn't figure out why someone had thrown sticks in the toilet (while I'm puking on them). Turned out to be my glasses.
Yes my man lmao fucking hell... AHH I used to have a few boys come and hide away at my place when they were in trouble with the bigger lot.. anyway one of em was a lad called Tez..I owed a drug debt to some dodgy dudes, i had to pay it by delivering a package to a high rise flat in a shady area. The guy who opened the door had a gun. After they checked out what id brought everything was cool, had a beer, had a smoke...
Remember one time going round his house to pick half ounce of bud, I was banging the door for ages and his girlfriend answered "oh hi jack, we thought you might be someone else, he's just upstairs in the bedroom".. I went up and that cunt was sat on his bed with two shotguns pointed at the door (they were fucking huge lmao no way he was doing anything one handed) I remember distinctly saying "you don't think that's a bit excessive mate?" And :') ah fuck lmao ah and he said "nah they ain't got no shells jack"
I got too many to count, but I did the "open the closet and piss thinking I'm in the bathroom" a few times.
I once peed in a buddy's VHS recorder standing in the living room. He's moved a short time before and apparently I couldn't find the WC that night.
I'd not been out drinking with my old best mate Steve for quite some time, he needed food before heading home so we went to Nino's kebab shop, when we came out there were 2 girls in their 20s by the shop nextdoor and one of them was bent over puking her guts up.. Steve sees her bending over and says 'Aye up, mate.. she's waiting for you!.. so i run up behind he and give her a good hard pelvic thrust on the arse that sent her skidding through her own puke and made her head bang on the shops metal shutter.. her friend laughed as much as we did 
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