Once i was drunk ( or drugged ) and...

[wang8ch]

We were visiting South Dakota, rapid City to be exact. We (3white girls) got drunk at the Black hills casinos and some bars there met some injuns, followed them back to their house at a reservation, luckily so did the cops and before we even went inside they were like nope, nope nope bad idea go home, and we were like yea probably. But you see we were not from here and we followed them, so we drove all around south Dakota trying to find my friends grandmother's house. Me and my sister really needed to pee. We found a gas station. My sister and I ran inside both about to piss ourselves, bahhh, she got the toilet first. I was like ok, I'll sit on the sink and piss. Bad idea, I am not a big girl, but this was a cheap gas station sink. It fell to the floor, water squirting everywhere. I said, it totally fine. I got the strength of a thousand warriors and picked it up and kind of put it back. The pipe was still broken and water was seeping out. It's good. We left. It took 6 more hours to find her grandmother's house. I got the nickname sitting sink on that trip

Have you or your female friends pissed self while drunk? I heard some women can't control their bladders when they were drunk

 

[Bill Murray]

Have you or your female friends pissed self while drunk? I heard some women can't control their bladders when they were drunk

I've pissed myself a half dozen or so times when drunk and taking imovane (sleeping pill similar to ambien).

Other stupid human tricks while drunk:
-woke up on flight after it landed in toronto....I have no memory of buying the ticket or why I felt compelled to fly from vancouver to toronto, going to the airport, boarding the flight. It took some creativity in submitting my expenses to cover the flights & hotel stay
-woke up in hotel hallways (in the chair or sofa by the elevators) and lobbies not remembering how I got there
-when drunk have spent a LOT of money online buying shit I don't need

There's a reason I gave up the bottle.

 

[Wolf]

Once I got drunk, she got pregnant, we got married...

 

[wang8ch]

I've pissed myself a half dozen or so times when drunk and taking imovane (sleeping pill similar to ambien).

Other stupid human tricks while drunk:
-woke up on flight after it landed in toronto....I have no memory of buying the ticket or why I felt compelled to fly from vancouver to toronto, going to the airport, boarding the flight. It took some creativity in submitting my expenses to cover the flights & hotel stay
-woke up in hotel hallways (in the chair or sofa by the elevators) and lobbies not remembering how I got there
-when drunk have spent a LOT of money online buying shit I don't need

There's a reason I gave up the bottle.

Have you seen women pissed themselves while drunk?

 

[Bill Murray]

Have you seen women pissed themselves while drunk?

When drunk no, when sober once at a massage parlor. I wanted to know what it was like to get peed on, turns out not my thing.