Ouija board

[ReallyJess]

I move the thing every time cuz it's boring otherwise

 

[Legion of Freaks]

So I got a good one. I'll keep it short unless someone wants to hear the whole story.

TLDR: One of my cousins was trying to ask if his dead grandpa should beat up some jerk at school. The rest of us moved it to spell out, yes.
The next day at school, that same cousin knocked his bully out with two punches, stole the guy's backpack, and walked away scot-free.

 

[charlesleeeray]

I have never played it.

So has anyone palayed the Ouija board and if so any good stories

Funny

My grand parents had lived with us under hospice care until they died. It was a nice having them. My great grand parents has also died here at family estate
Average

I still get phone calls asking for my grand father even though he has been gone for many years now.

So I ask them caller what are they are doing at midnight they ask why and I tell we can hold a sayance then I will take out the Ouija board and try to communicate with my dead grand father .

i’ve done a few of these usually at paranormal meetings (i’m into all of that weird stuff )
anyway yes it does seem to work but you have to ask yourself this question
if spirits are indeed moving it around the board
how come it all becomes jargon and gibberish when everyone is blindfolded
makes you wonder if we have a subconscious part of our brian we have yet to discover

 

[REBKage]

Never played, but sounds fun to play, especially in a cemetary.

 

[mrln]

it ranks up there with the magic 8 ball.

 

[Chief Queef]

Could I see a picture of your shoes

I have you used the online version for my ipad. I ask will I ever kill myself and it said eventually yes but in extremely distant future.

 

[girl101]

my keyboard on my laptop just typed out... YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE TODAY!!!

sorry for the news like but you are surely fucked. you're so welcome.

ok i'm joking of course.....

Lol

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Thanks you made my day. Those are some pretty cool looking shoes

So I got a good one. I'll keep it short unless someone wants to hear the whole story.

TLDR: One of my cousins was trying to ask if his dead grandpa should beat up some jerk at school. The rest of us moved it to spell out, yes.
The next day at school, that same cousin knocked his bully out with two punches, stole the guy's backpack, and walked away scot-free.

Tell the story?

Never played, but sounds fun to play, especially in a cemetary.

I would love to do that

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I did a Google search for Ouija board shoes and got a shit load picture s

 

[scott13214]

I have a neighbor that is very artistic drawing on pavement with chalk. On the pathway to his front door he drew an Ouija, board because Jehovah witness were in the neighborhood.
It worked like a charm. They saw it and immediately turned around. We need to pass a new law that a homeowner should be able to kill any jehovah witnesses that have the the nerve to trespass on your property.

 

[yotgguitar]

I have never played it.

So has anyone palayed the Ouija board and if so any good stories

Funny

My grand parents had lived with us under hospice care until they died. It was a nice having them. My great grand parents has also died here at family estate
Average

I still get phone calls asking for my grand father even though he has been gone for many years now.

So I ask them caller what are they are doing at midnight they ask why and I tell we can hold a sayance then I will take out the Ouija board and try to communicate with my dead grand father .

They work....I know for a fact!!!

 

[DeathMetalWife]

I don't believe in any of that. Religion, ghosts, astrology, spiritualism. Power of suggestion, all of it. Not a person of faith of any kind. If anyone asks me "When's your birthday/what's your sign?" I withhold the information from them and tell them I'd rather be judged by my character than by whatever notions providing such information to the person could *conjure* up.

 

[Bill Murray]

I have a hard time believing something mass produced in China by Hasbro has any sort of power to conjure spirits from the beyond.

Dunno, this little shit was always up to some fuckery

 

[Ellzibette]

Dunno, this little shit was always up to some fuckery

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I never had a furby, I was too cool for that

 

[Bill Murray]

I never had a furby, I was too cool for that

Wouldn't have been my bag. Lego (specifically space Lego), Hot Wheels, View Master, Smurfs, Lite-Brite, those water basketball/ring games was my sort of thing.

 

[Ellzibette]

Wouldn't have been my bag. Lego (specifically space Lego), Hot Wheels, View Master, Smurfs, Lite-Brite, those water basketball/ring games was my sort of thing.

I had lots of Barbies. Like most girls I made Barbie and Ken fuck all the time.

 

[Bill Murray]

I had lots of Barbies. Like most girls I made Barbie and Ken fuck all the time.

The next door girl who I played doctor with did that. I liked to rub Barbie's plastic mons pubis & titties.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

i’ve done a few of these usually at paranormal meetings (i’m into all of that weird stuff )
anyway yes it does seem to work but you have to ask yourself this question
if spirits are indeed moving it around the board
how come it all becomes jargon and gibberish when everyone is blindfolded
makes you wonder if we have a subconscious part of our brian we have yet to discover

" Subconscious part of our brian " LOL 😆

 

[scott13214]

It is really fun to fuck with stupid gullible people with those ouija boards.

 

[WeiShen]

Used it once but didnt work

 

[Legion of Freaks]

Tell the story?

Sure, so it starts pretty normal. My cousin, let's call him John. He was a cowardly sort and was bullied by this one a-hole. John always avoided violence because his Grandpa was a hippy who only believed in BS and mushrooms and was raised to be a punk since birth. That grandpa died about two months before our game due to a Benaderlie overdose, I believe?

Anyway, the two days before the game. John complained that he hated bullying and no one would help him. The rest of us, me and two other cousins. We just told him every time; Violence is the answer! But didn't want to disappoint old Grandpa. So sick of his whining, cousin 2 took his board and said we will ask his opinion from the grave.

John asked a few questions. We all just lied until he got the point of it all. Should he fight his bully, and we all pretend to be in shock and all as we all moved it out to spell, Yes!

Once got his answer, we ended the game and went to bed. The next evening, John found his bully during the last period. He ran up and punched him hard as he could in the stomach, then upper-cut that guy like someone from Street Fighter. Bully was out cold, and John stole his Power Rangers backpack because he thought it looked cool and went home.

He got away with it because only witnesses to the event didn't snitch or didn't even know John's name. So they just let him get away with it. After that, the bully stopped messing with him because John threatened to do it again, and this time to break his jaw.

That's the story of how we convinced Cousin John to KO his bully. Cousin John still has that backpack in his basement, I think.

 

[JFK went AFK]

I’ve had bad experiences with the paranormal so I try not to invoke any of that type of shit. It’s very real and very unpredictable.