Penis too big..yes, really (1 Viewer)

[rottenfresh]

This dude really needs is a fuckin nip and tuck , damn no wonder he can't get no love anywhere ,that thing looks like a walking cane.

 

[GOLDSUN]

Too much of anything is never a good thing.

 

[D.O.A.]

I'd tie my keys to the end and put it in my pocket

 

[Mr Robot]

I thought it was this bloke.

 

[Breaker]

This bloke is complaining about his bell-end not getting him work and he cant't pull chicks!? Hola???

He's sitting on a bloody gold mine! He needs to change his handle to "Jack & my bean(er) Stalk", grab a handful of Viagra and get a gig in the adult industry ffs!
As for scaring off chicks...what do you expect son...you need to dip it, not try soak the whole bloody thing!

 

[Mrs.REVmsr]

..or go into construction destruction, isis may take him in that field.

 

[Breaker]

In any case...if he can't get a decent fucking fat, then he should consider getting a reduction down to 10" or 12" give or take. I'm sure the government would pay for that over putting him on the bleeding dole for the rest of his life.

 

[Morguebucket]

C'mon he can't get it hard..Poor dude

 

[rottenfresh]

He should donate it to science, oh fuck, he's not dead yet. lol!

 

[Honest]

He should donate it to science, oh fuck, he's not dead yet. lol!

Maybe he filled out an organ donor card.