Random Perfect poop 💩

[toxicologist]

 

[Jenny]

Drunk Swafford.

Looks to be a #3 versus the exemplified #2.

 

[Str8shooter]

Anyone seeing that coming thinking it may be poop is not going to touch it (he says he thinks it's shit before it even got to him).

This is just another contrived video by an unimaginative YouTuber with a few subscribers desperate to get views. ***Sigh*** Don't people have anything better to do?

 

[Sgt.Stupid]

@Interregnum join the chat.

 

[Paul Bacon]

anybody gonna eat that

 

[GarGoil]

anybody gonna eat that

Give @Interregnum a second to join this thread.

 

[wiggins]

Give @Interregnum a second to join this thread.

I like @Interregnum as his posts make us all feel better about ourselves.

 

[djdeeds]

Everyone should shit in the sea at least once in their life , it feels surprisingly good and you can wash your little poot hole with your fingertip after and casually fuck off so it's not near you.

 

[PinkE]

Everyone should shit in the sea at least once in their life , it feels surprisingly good and you can wash your little poot hole with your fingertip after and casually fuck off so it's not near you.

I hate that idea because after you poop your b hole is slightly open before winking tightly closed but in that microsecond, tiny very small sea creatures will crawl inside my bowels. No thank you, I will not poop in the sea, I will not poop so all can see and I will not poop so creatures crawl in my b hole for free

 

[djdeeds]

I hate that idea because after you poop your b hole is slightly open before winking tightly closed but in that microsecond, tiny very small sea creatures will crawl inside my bowels. No thank you, I will not poop in the sea, I will not poop so all can see and I will not poop so creatures crawl in my b hole for free

I totally got Dr Seuss illustrations in my head as I read that !! I think it would have been my favorite book if it existed when I was a kid LOL.

"Did you shit here? or did you shit there"
"No.. no I wont be shitting anywhere!"
"Fee fi fo fum, there are sea creatures in my bum"
"and starfish spit, and walrus shit .. and sperm whale cum"

 

[CunningLinguist]

 

[Harumph]

Where's @Interregnum when you need him?

 

[toxicologist]

I hate that idea because after you poop your b hole is slightly open before winking tightly closed but in that microsecond, tiny very small sea creatures will crawl inside my bowels. No thank you, I will not poop in the sea, I will not poop so all can see and I will not poop so creatures crawl in my b hole for free

Very poetic 😂

 

[toxicologist]

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Mr hanky 😂

 

[CunningLinguist]

Very poetic 😂

She should write children's books.

 

[Asspipe]

“Shit eaters get put down”

~Grand pappy

 

[savgbeast]

I hate that idea because after you poop your b hole is slightly open before winking tightly closed but in that microsecond, tiny very small sea creatures will crawl inside my bowels. No thank you, I will not poop in the sea, I will not poop so all can see and I will not poop so creatures crawl in my b hole for free

I only shit where I feel safe
Lest my old bowels begin to chafe
I need a dedicated bowl
Or krill might swim into my hole
I will not shit in outer space
Or at the gym, or on your face
Or in a pool, or in a school
Or in the street, or on a hoe
Lest someone takes a video
From Bakersfield to Birmingham
I will not do it, Sam-I-Am

 

[Bethy 🔥]

Imagine everything he touched after grabbing dat turd 🤮 nasty muthafuka!

 

[Nun Soup]

Imagine everything he touched after grabbing dat turd 🤮 nasty muthafuka!

Something tells me he doesn't wash his hands after he shits either 💩

 

[Bethy 🔥]

Something tells me he doesn't wash his hands after he shits either 💩

Exactly.. Who in da fuck reaches into that filthy water to pick up a fucking turd and then smells it ffs