bizarre Plus Size Park Hoppers.

[Denim Chicken]

Mommy why is my seat soaked in sweat and why does it smell like cheese

 

[K.I.T.T.]

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Yeah let's make all the ride seats worldwide a little bit bigger to accommodate your massive arse and tits so skinny cunts like me can just slip through the bottom of them...
Thats fair isn't it?

You know how they could solve this problem? Require every passenger to do one situp.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Funny story. I almost died on a rollercoaster in New Hampshire when I was a teenager, because they seated me next a very obese woman. And the safety bar went across both of our laps. Well the bar stopped at her massive gut and I was left unsecured. When we went down the first drop, I almost came out of my seat. If I hadn't been holding onto that bar for dear life, I would have been dead.

It’s unfortunate you didn’t die, faggot.