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disaster Pretending It Don't Hurt

Kinda like I do when I do something stupid and hurt myself. Jump up ( if I can ) and act like it was nothing till I can find somewhere quiet and scream. I walked out the room one day and my son who was around 18 at the time was coming along with no shirt on and I gave him a dig in the side with a piece of wood I was holding he punched me a good one on the shoulder which killed my arm. I turned round and said. Is that your best you sissy cunt your little sister punches harder. Thank fuck it wasn't my jaw as I think I would have been KOd.
 
Also a good idea to clear the dead, slippery ass leaves from underneath the foot of the ladder. It slid a little, then he panicked and missed a step and had an emergency descent
 
His wife was looking for her phone to make sure his life insurance was paid because he is going up that ladder again.

She is checking for the stupidity clause
 
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