disaster Pretending It Don't Hurt (1 Viewer)

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macread

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Kinda like I do when I do something stupid and hurt myself. Jump up ( if I can ) and act like it was nothing till I can find somewhere quiet and scream. I walked out the room one day and my son who was around 18 at the time was coming along with no shirt on and I gave him a dig in the side with a piece of wood I was holding he punched me a good one on the shoulder which killed my arm. I turned round and said. Is that your best you sissy cunt your little sister punches harder. Thank fuck it wasn't my jaw as I think I would have been KOd.
 

hedgerow

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what a maroon! wear proper footwear, always have at least 3 limbs on the ladder, and you'll be okay (usually)
 

Infidel Castro

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Also a good idea to clear the dead, slippery ass leaves from underneath the foot of the ladder. It slid a little, then he panicked and missed a step and had an emergency descent
 

billiam

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His wife was looking for her phone to make sure his life insurance was paid because he is going up that ladder again.

She is checking for the stupidity clause
 
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