Reasons not to be a muzzrat, but like pork too much, I have a black dog, don’t want to kill Jews, find child a use abhorrent (especially when it’s a niece) have no intentions of making any woman walk behind me wearing a black Casper the ghost outfit, don’t want to fly aeroplanes into tall buildings, my cousins are too ugly to marry, their bullshit wailing come prayer is the most hideous sound Ive ever heard, I have no idea which direction Mecca is, couldn’t be fooked to carry a prayer mat, wouldn’t wish more than one wife on anyone (ha ha ha), only want to eat goat and not fuck it, don’t wish to turn my town into something likened to Afghanistan, refuse to wear a dress and sandals, dont want to be fall Mohammed like every other muzzrat, don’t need a long black beard, wouldn’t marry a muzzie female because by the time they have settled in the uk they become fat and ugly, I refuse to learn goat tongue, they smell worse alive than dead, I’ve no intention of racing camels……
Add your own reasons why you wouldn’t be a muzzrat. I think I’ve covered most.
Add your own reasons why you wouldn’t be a muzzrat. I think I’ve covered most.
