bizarre Religion Saves Us From Evil

[master shake]

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I had some neighbors whose parents was like this. There house looked like shit. They fucking left their dog there after they moved "as a present" for the next owners. So I had to listen to that dumb dog bark for 2 days straight. What a bunch of cunts. I definitely regret not fucking one of the daughters 🙃.

 

[dildo_swaggins]

I HATE self-righteous closet-satanist "Christian" motherfuckers like this. These are the guys that have several wives, have underage sex, dodge tax payments, - and then proclaim "I'm righteous". They'll all burn in fucking hell.

 

[ZeroK]

I had some neighbors whose parents was like this. Their house looked like shit. They fucking left their dog there after they moved "as a present" for the next owners. So I had to listen to that dumb dog bark for 2 days straight. What a bunch of cunts. I definitely regret not fucking one of the daughters 🙃.

How’d the daughters look

 

[dildo_swaggins]

I had some neighbors whose parents was like this. There house looked like shit. They fucking left their dog there after they moved "as a present" for the next owners. So I had to listen to that dumb dog bark for 2 days straight. What a bunch of cunts. I definitely regret not fucking one of the daughters 🙃.

lol - we had neighbours like this years ago - yap yap yap all fucking day and nite. Their yappy dogs mysteriously died - "without cause". Most people who live next to me tend to move in 12 months - unless they are good folks.

 

[dildo_swaggins]

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I wouldn't kick that out of bed if it farted

 

[master shake]

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She was fine. Dark hair 😍. At least a C cup. But she kinda looked too much like her brother. And she did me dirty by dating my cousin, lol. She wasn't putting out back then. But she called saying she would do this and that a year later. But for some reason I was still pissed at her, and never took her offer, 🤣 🤣 🤣. Damn it!!!!

 

[JawshSB]

I really hate these kind of Christians with shitty mullets, he should be more concerned about the Muslims as they are the real satan, these types constantly screech more about satan then Jesus Himself…We Catholics don’t go on and on about satan, Yeah, we believe in possession, We’re the Official Paranormal Religion…but looking for satan in every little thing, just freaks people out…I’m assuming Baptist, or Pentecostal…or sects…like Dugger shit..

News flash they are all like that to varying degrees

 

[ZeroK]

I wouldn't kick that out of bed if it farted

Even a wet fart?

 

[Tinkle_Star]

News flash they are all like that to varying degrees

True, I haven’t been in a Church since My Mom died, and I’m petrified of Confessionals, ever since a Priest verbally ripped me a new asshole…my major sin: missed two Sunday Masses in a row…I shook so hard I forgot how many Our Fathers and Hail Marys he told me to say and I think I said each one like five times…Haven’t been into a confessional since, I found that I didn’t like being yelled at by a miserable Priest in a tiny closet, so fuck it, no more confession for me, I practice in my own way…c’est la vie

 

[JawshSB]

True, I haven’t been in a Church since My Mom died, and I’m petrified of Confessionals, ever since a Priest verbally ripped me a new asshole…my major sin: missed two Sunday Masses in a row…I shook so hard I forgot how many Our Fathers and Hail Marys he told me to say and I think I said each one like five times…Haven’t been into a confessional since, I found that I didn’t like being yelled at by a miserable Priest in a tiny closet, so fuck it, no more confession for me, I practice in my own way…c’est la vie

Sorry to hear that, and good for you. Why put yourself in an enviroment that makes you feel bad about yourself. I dont know how people can sit down for 2 hours on a sunday and listen to some old mans twisted views.

 

[miketeevee13]

Pokémon games are cool. Iv got most of them except for Pokemon Black 2.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Sorry to hear that, and good for you. Why put yourself in an enviroment that makes you feel bad about yourself. I dont know how people can sit down for 2 hours on a sunday and listen to some old mans twisted views.

Yup, my BF was raised Catholic, but he’s not religious, but at his school, Nuns told him if he didn’t behave the ‘Monster” in the basement would eat him…My Man was scared shitless of a furnace in a boiler room!! He thought the old devil was waiting on him!!! 🤣

 

[wetdry]

Chill, guys. Let Danny McBride method act for Righteous Gemstones.

 

[Bottle Rocket]

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Where do I send my $$, I know he must be the chosen one! Only he and his mullet can save us .

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

What are you? Stupid or something? The God of Abraham is worshipped by three main world religions: Jews, Christians, and Muslims. They all 3 worship the SAME FAKEN GOD! The problem isn’t that one is good and two are bad - all THREE ARE BAD, because gods and unicorns and Santa Clause DO NOT EXIST.

I swear, you theists are the BIGGEST THREAT AGAINST HUMANITY. WE NEED TO DEPORT YOU ALL TO SOME HORRIBLE ISLAND AND YALL CAN STARVE TO DEATH ARGUING WHOSE FAKE DEITY IS RIGHT.

Settle down, spaz. Which priest crawled up your ass?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

True, I haven’t been in a Church since My Mom died, and I’m petrified of Confessionals, ever since a Priest verbally ripped me a new asshole…my major sin: missed two Sunday Masses in a row…I shook so hard I forgot how many Our Fathers and Hail Marys he told me to say and I think I said each one like five times…Haven’t been into a confessional since, I found that I didn’t like being yelled at by a miserable Priest in a tiny closet, so fuck it, no more confession for me, I practice in my own way…c’est la vie

Catholics have the coolest religion. Lots of icons, penitence, possessions, archaic practices, food and wine dining.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Catholics have the coolest religion. Lots of icons, penitence, possessions, archaic practices, food and wine dining.

The Offical Paranormal Religion…hell, the Vatican even admits Aliens are real, The Vatican needs to take a stance stop pushing the migrant shit, there are priests and bishops that push back against the migrant issue, seeing how illegals and Islamists are fucking up every damn Country…