bizarre Reporting On The Floods

[ZeroK]

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Shame he wasn't electrocuted then washed away

 

[Wahnfred]

Mother Ganga took him away

 

[Hannius]

I promise they arent paying this dude enough rupees to do this shit lol

 

[Wahnfred]

I promise they arent paying this dude enough rupees to do this shit lol

I guess they dont have to pay him anymore.
I red it was in Pakistan by the way.

 

[Monkman777]

He takes his job seriously!

 

[Judy Stroyer]

He is angry that he has to wash for the first time in his life. He called his boss a maderchod.

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

What a legend 👏

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

drink some shart from'round'ye ,ye' poor-ass sand nigger!

 

[Htos1av]

He trusted his life to an Indian ground strap-just damn.

 

[D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F]

His news crew discovered that he had a wash that day, so they told him to get into the Ganges as his cleanliness was giving them a bad reputation.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Mother Ganga took him away

Ganges? You're thinking about Jamaican ganja, ya stoner!

 

[CunningLinguist]

He takes his job seriously!

What's funny is that most of the place is dry, so he jumped into a canal for the theatrical effect.

 

[Harumph]

Mapheet Smelleen should know better than to go swimming in Willy Wonka's chocolate river. It will take ages to get that nasty funk out of the chocolate now. We haven't seen this happen since Augustus Gloop did the same thing back in '71.

 

[angelsbreath]

Wheres a good ole tree trunk when you need one.

 

[Roadie56]

Very disappointed he did not get swept away