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disaster RIP Chopper Down

I think the pilot had too much counter spin in the base of the clockwise turning cockle chode nut.
If he’d secured the stick firmly with both hands and pulled the head of the stick toward his face repeatedly, maintaining a wide open mouth, while keeping the nuts tended to, he could have stuck the landing and blown his hydraulic fluid all over the stupid bitch sitting next him. Before he loses consciousness he should use that burning machine oil to lubricant her butthole, perforate her bowel and introducing fecal matter into the cervix. This withers and rots the fallopian tubes before consuming the delicate ovaries, transforming it into an buttery slug with tiny tiny slums filled with ovum wandering the fecal scarred folds of the husk of what once was a wonderous heaven of ovum churning life.
Bottom line it started as a frontal butthole assault that breeched the sacred barrier between the shitter and the grinner.

~ John Travolta

“Im not sure what this life holds, but holding my bowels when making love to faceless Mexicans provides a burning lubricant not unlike Red Hot sauce. I put that shit on everything.
 
I think the pilot had too much counter spin in the base of the clockwise turning cockle chode nut.
If he’d secured the stick firmly with both hands and pulled the head of the stick toward his face repeatedly, maintaining a wide open mouth, while keeping the nuts tended to, he could have stuck the landing and blown his hydraulic fluid all over the stupid bitch sitting next him. Before he loses consciousness he should use that burning machine oil to lubricant her butthole, perforate her bowel and introducing fecal matter into the cervix. This withers and rots the fallopian tubes before consuming the delicate ovaries, transforming it into an buttery slug with tiny tiny slums filled with ovum wandering the fecal scarred folds of the husk of what once was a wonderous heaven of ovum churning life.
Bottom line it started as a frontal butthole assault that breeched the sacred barrier between the shitter and the grinner.

~ John Travolta

“Im not sure what this life holds, but holding my bowels when making love to faceless Mexicans provides a burning lubricant not unlike Red Hot sauce. I put that shit on everything.
Man oh man I guess I had my fill last night. What the fuck am I talking about
 
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