Rules of the Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner Universe

[Bill Murray]

There were rules, who knew?

1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going ‘Beep-Beep!’ This only applies to direct harm. However, the Road Runner is able to indirectly harm Wile.
2. No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exceptions from time to time.
3. The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic.
4. No dialogue ever, except ‘Beep-Beep!’
5. The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.
7. All materials tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

There were rules, who knew?

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1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going ‘Beep-Beep!’ This only applies to direct harm. However, the Road Runner is able to indirectly harm Wile.
2. No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exceptions from time to time.
3. The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic.
4. No dialogue ever, except ‘Beep-Beep!’
5. The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.
7. All materials tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

Tru enuff! And Funny as Fuck! I luv'd that Show Growing Up! Or when I was Younger;I've still gotta grow up! Lmao...SP

 

[Bill Murray]

Tru enuff! And Funny as Fuck! I luv'd that Show Growing Up! Or when I was Younger;I've still gotta grow up! Lmao...SP

yup, the original ones were awesome....the edited politically correct ones are horseshit

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

yup, the original ones were awesome....the edited politically correct ones are horseshit

U said it Brother! 100 fkn%! 🤟🤘🤙...SP

 

[ZeroK]

yup, the original ones were awesome....the edited politically correct ones are horseshit

You mean they edited the original Road Runner cartoons? Just like they redid the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland so that the pirate isn't chasing the girl looking to rape her. Now she's holding a platter of food.

 

[Interregnum]

dude the coyote had always so much money. why didnt he just buy something from kfc

 

[Bill Murray]

You mean they edited the original Road Runner cartoons? Just like they redid the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland so that the pirate isn't chasing the girl looking to rape her. Now she's holding a platter of food.

lol, yup just like that

dude the coyote had always so much money. why didnt he just buy something from kfc

I think Wile was dealing meth on the side, he kicked up to Gus and should have ate at Los Pollos Hermanos

 

[Rick James]

yup, the original ones were awesome....the edited politically correct ones are horseshit

What was politically incorrect about the originals?

 

[Bill Murray]

What was politically incorrect about the originals?

that wile fell off cliffs, was hit in the head with an anvil, etc.....apparently these are things that generations of children no longer realize aren't real and that simulated "violence" in cartoons isn't the same as real life

same with how they edited out Elmer trying to shoot Bugs

 

[Guipago]

What was politically incorrect about the originals?

Everything! You had to be there.

 

[Sweet Death]

I remember seeing the old war/postwar Bugs Bunny cartoons on TV as well as blatantly racist ones....the good ol' days lol

 

[Guipago]

I can remember when this first hit the tv in black & white, there was another fucked up cartoon called 'Krazy Kat' about a female cat in love with a rat, the rat was always into some shady deal & the cat would happen along & fuck it up for the rat who would then clean the cat up with a thrown brick, the cat, with love hearts coming outta it would think the rat loved her, but we all turned out ok!

 

[Guipago]

I remember seeing the old war/postwar Bugs Bunny cartoons on TV as well as blatantly racist ones....the good ol' days lol

Another, 'Steam Boat Willie" errrrr, so I read.

 

[Sweet Death]

"Steamboat Willie" was made in 1928, the first cartoon with synchronized sound. I still love old cartoons lol

 

[Rick James]

that wile fell off cliffs, was hit in the head with an anvil, etc.....apparently these are things that generations of children no longer realize aren't real and that simulated "violence" in cartoons isn't the same as real life

same with how they edited out Elmer trying to shoot Bugs

No way. OMG. I’m a libtard, but not that much of a libtard.

 

[Dante1984]

You mean they edited the original Road Runner cartoons? Just like they redid the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland so that the pirate isn't chasing the girl looking to rape her. Now she's holding a platter of food.

Arghh where's me sammich!

 

[Bill Murray]

For a spasmatic duck with a speech impediment Daffy knew the score

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Grew up on this n Tom n Jerry. Top cat. All good shit