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One has to experience a special feeling in one's anus when one is catapulted into the air without advance warning.And after that incident, it took many days of steam-cleaning to get rid of the lingering reek of fear-induced panic pooping.
I know for a fact that when you are on a rope swing, at the apex of your swing when the rope departs from where it was formerly tied to the branch, your asshole squeezes tighter than a steel vice, for the seconds remaining of your air-time, before the solid impact on the ground. Never forgot that experience - that was genuine fear.One has to experience a special feeling in one's anus when one is catapulted into the air without advance warning.
I left my body when I was ten years old. I was riding my 10-speed down a steep road in front of my house and got up to about 30 mph on my speedometer, if I recall, when a dog (no lie) ran in front of me and I hit him. He went one way and I went the other (my way turned out to be vertical). I remember combing down on the ground flat on my back and--best I can describe-- it felt like I got bounced out of my body. I found myself about 15 feet above the ground looking down at my body. I was looking down as some neighbors circled around me and I heard one say "is he dead". Suddenly, I felt like I slammed back into my body. Hitting the ground from the accident didn't hurt that much, coming back into my body was traumatic.I know for a fact that when you are on a rope swing, at the apex of your swing when the rope departs from where it was formerly tied to the branch, your asshole squeezes tighter than a steel vice, for the seconds remaining of your air-time, before the solid impact on the ground. Never forgot that experience - that was genuine fear.
I was yesterday off a ladder. You’re right, it is.One has to experience a special feeling in one's anus when one is catapulted into the air without advance warning.
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