bizarre Sam shuman rips muslim woman apart (1 Viewer)

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DokraOwl

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The Quran reads like a fan fiction of the Bible, there's just so much about Jesus in there that never appears in any other older work before it, like this one time in the Quran baby Jesus gets into an argument with one of the three wise men because he insulted Mary or something. Jesus was litterally still a newborn when this happens.
 

raisinbran

Not French, but I do kiss that way
The Quran reads like a fan fiction of the Bible, there's just so much about Jesus in there that never appears in any other older work before it, like this one time in the Quran baby Jesus gets into an argument with one of the three wise men because he insulted Mary or something. Jesus was litterally still a newborn when this happens.

I noticed a complete lack of details about Jesusā€™s teenage years in all religious texts.

Such as the period where he shut himself away in his bedroom, smoking weed and listening to Alice in Chains; playing video games, eating junk food and generally getting fat and pasty.

Not to mention the time when his mum didnā€™t get an answer through the closed bedroom door about what he wanted for his dinner, and she opened the door to find him with his pants down.

The problem was, mum had opened that door so damn quick, a choice had to be made whether to either zip up, or turn off the hardcore porn playing on TV. In a state of panic the TV was switched off, which meant mummy stood there watching her darling son with his rigid length in his hand. And neither of us spoke a word then, or ever since

Iā€™m so sorry mummy
 

Smokey_Felton

Victor of Hades
The D. A. D. waxing poetically, dropping knowledge on a brain-dead refugee.

That one might be a Smokey Felton original, it's hard to tell late night.

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LET'S GORE !

Well Known Member
I'm against religion in general, they tend to separate people's from each other and create their own communities.
I no need to read and listen some bullshit I know how to take care my family, give them the best life through my hard work and learn from experience.
 

Dr Deacon

Lick the Window of Life
As usual, muzrats are in total denial. The stupid bitch, she has built her own version of islam. I bet she got ten tons of shit kicked out of her after that.
 
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