bizarre Self Proclaimed 135 Year Old

[Monkman777]

More like 35 and on meth...

 

[jslay427]

he definitely used Jack Lalanne’s Power juicer pro

 

[Bad Hippo]

Gollum has certainly not done well for himself after starring in The Hobbit trilogy...

 

[warhorse@1979]

He’d be perfect for a Marvin the Martian costume…

 

[wiggins]

Self proclaimed woman.

 

[methedup77]

He’d be perfect for a Marvin the Martian costume…

I was thinking he’d be perfect in a coffin buried…

 

[dwdays]

I shoulda killed him in Nam when I had the chance.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Lovely smile.

 

[SickToDeath]

Hes on his last hp, if he ate a Big Mac it would probably kill him instantly.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

His face says "This fucking sucks!" His eyes say "Please kill me! I don't have the strength to do it myself! They force feed me and make me live so they can be the village with the world's oldest man. They sit me on the side of the road and keep the coins people passing through toss at me."

 

[Cauntsniff]

Man he looks like those snake skin babies.........google.........harlequin type ichthyosis

 

[Morvenghal]

This motherfucker makes those starving African children on tv look like John Candy

 

[DokraOwl]

That's not even a human, it's clearly some sort of swamp hobbit.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

That’s a ventriloquist dummy

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Either feed it something or feed it to something

 

[Brownpickles]

Thats a fucking alien.

 

[Clendenon]

He's only 19 years old but 135 in dog years.

 

[nimblefingers]

He puts the 'alien' in 'illegal alien'

 

[Shadowman13]

No, that thing is just extremely fucked up and retarded. It should be brought out back and shot.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

so bad he didn't live during Jesus Christ's times...

he would have been like " Touch me Daddy' make my ass fat' 😍
lol