bizarre She Can't Swim

[Theseus]

Do you not think I've have people attempt to teach me all my life? And plus I'm in my early 40s, it's not really worth saving anymore.


I have, someone saved me just like this lady, he's dead now.

Well if I ever see you drowning I got you! 🤣🤘🏻

 

[Jenny]

Tan Yan in My Baby, My Love or whatever it's called.

 

[Theseus]

Do you not think I've have people attempt to teach me all my life? And plus I'm in my early 40s, it's not really worth saving anymore.


I have, someone saved me just like this lady, he's dead now.
And if I was gonna accept swimming tips I'd pick a member that's been here a whole 4 days at least...

If you find yourself in water just relax and control your breathing, you will float. Try staying on your back. That’s my advice as a member that has been here for more than 4 days. 😂🤘🏻

 

[Bruno Schulz]

We do, and yes we still can't swim, we check everytime.

I can't either. When I was a kid I took lessons to no avail. I had two different girlfriends - who both loved to swim and were excellent at it; one was even a swim instructor for kids - try to teach me to no avail. I couldn't even float; I had very little fat on me back then and it simply wasn't working. I think I'm just not made for the water. I'm not uncoordinated - maybe just water-retarded. I love the ocean and being on boats, but being in water doesn't appeal to me at all. I also fucking hate the sun, so you'll never catch me sunbathing poolside. Really not too big of a loss to me. Maybe when I get fat as I age I'll try again. At least I'll be able to float competently then.

 

[nostrils]

I’d help but am a strong swimmer. I definitely wouldn’t help in chick land because like you said they can sue. I’d help anyone if I’m not putting myself in harms way. I’d die trying to help a child tho.

Depends on the child though

 

[Theseus]

I can't either. When I was a kid I took lessons to no avail. I had two different girlfriends - who both loved to swim and were excellent at it; one was even a swim instructor for kids - try to teach me to no avail. I couldn't even float; I had very little fat on me back then and it simply wasn't working. I think I'm just not made for the water. I'm not uncoordinated - maybe just water-retarded. I love the ocean and being on boats, but being in water doesn't appeal to me at all. I also fucking hate the sun, so you'll never catch me sunbathing poolside. Really not too big of a loss to me. Maybe when I get fat as I age I'll try again. At least I'll be able to float competently then.

I have the same issue with low fat. My BMI is stupid good because I have a very fast metabolism. That’s where the breathing control comes into play. If I let air out I’ll sink. I time my breathing so by the time I’m sinking my lungs are filling up with air again.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

I have the same issue with low fat. My BMI is stupid good because I have a very fast metabolism. That’s where the breathing control comes into play. If I let air out I’ll sink. I time my breathing so by the time I’m sinking my lungs are filling up with air again.

Interesting. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip!

 

[Theseus]

Interesting. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip!

Any time lol. I haven’t met someone with the same floating problem as me so I had too spread the word! 🤣🤘🏻

 

[evil retard]

feminism = treason
these goddamn feminists keep wasting our damn time with their easily avoidable problems. godless commie bastards. fuck them.