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bizarre She's A Keeper

My wife pretty much had to do this to me when we were students. I rarely drank alcohol at that point as I was a total pot head and took MDMA several days a week. We had gone to a day time music festival and I took a bottle of bourbon and some ciders. I kept passing round the bourbon after having a mouthful but didn’t realise nobody else was actually having any. So I had the majority of the bottle myself.

Just as the world started spinning I decided a spliff would level me out (a retarded move). My last memory was slumping into my wife’s lap. Apparently, and sadly many people saw and told me separately, I was dragged home by my wife as I sang random songs. Some police officers came over and asked my wife if I was okay. Just as she said “yeah he’s fine” I vomited all over the floor and the police laughed at me and fucked off.

I came round later naked on our sofa with a tea towel as a blanket. The hang over was horrific 😂. Happy days.
 
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