Funny Somebody's Got A Busted Toe Now

[Monkman777]

 

[Clendenon]

Fake. The camera is following him.

 

[chewbok]

Been there but it fell from the tailgate. I feel his pain. A huge, super ouch blood blister formed under 3 toenails in seconds. Not a total loss, I made neat blood geysers burning a red hot paper clip into toenail.

Smelly feet mixed with burned blood creates an aroma only a buzzard or a gastroenterologist can tolerate. Sup @Flatus Tube ?

 

[justsomesickguy]

Hah, hah, hah! I laugh at your misfortune Mr. Fancypants vehicle owner.

 

[GarGoil]

Fake. The camera is following him.

Many inexpensive modern security cameras provide a motion tracking feature along with a pan feature.

 

[stillbody]

"Walk...er, uh...hop it off, ya big baby."

 

[TrapperKeeper68]

along with a pan feature.

This one appears to have a pain feature.

 

[Clendenon]

Many inexpensive modern security cameras provide a motion tracking feature along with a pan feature.

Cool. I didn't know that. I'll remember that next time I go shoplifting.

 

[Morty_]

Pfff . . . Propain.

 

[Rhino2818]

Learned a new dance move called "Hot gas".

 

[CessnaPilot]

 

[NoConvexity]

Stupid not to open it slowly, should have known it was possibly going to fall out.