Stabilized and enhanced version of the famous Patterson Bigfoot footage

[Donkeyd]

 

[Donkeyd]

When I first saw this, in all its grainy glory, at like 10 years old. I thought to myself, 'That is obviously a man in an ape suit." Now, over 40 years later? "That is very obviously a man in an ape suit."

 

[K.I.T.T.]

When I first saw this, in all its grainy glory, at like 10 years old. I thought to myself, 'That is obviously a man in an ape suit." Now, over 40 years later? "That is very obviously a man in an ape suit."

I posit the aforementioned theory is insubstantial due to a fatal flaw in tha analysis of the subject in this video. At no time has the gender of the supposed Sasquatch been considered. This very well could be a very ugly Sasquatch bitch. Furthermore, it hasn't been considered the Sasquatch could be transgender, thus requiring an entirely new dataset for comparative analysis.

TLDR; How dare you assume the 'Squatch's gender?!?

 

[Dr Deacon]

 

[the stick]

That could be my uncle. He's one hairy sonofabitch. My dad always made me clean the pool filters as soon as my uncle got out of the pool.

 

[Bigpotnoodle]

Does walk a bit like me ffs