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Walks into reception holding a cup of accelerant
Is this the Immolation Center?
Distracted Nurse playing Candy Crush Saga
Yep.
Realization hits Nurse
EXCUSE ME SIR, HEMOGLOBIN DONATION!!! HEMOGLOBIN DONAAAAAATION!!!
arguing, explosion, screams, panic...et cetera
Is this the Immolation Center?
Distracted Nurse playing Candy Crush Saga
Yep.
Realization hits Nurse
EXCUSE ME SIR, HEMOGLOBIN DONATION!!! HEMOGLOBIN DONAAAAAATION!!!
arguing, explosion, screams, panic...et cetera
Guy went to hospital for illness that causes him to spontaneously catch on fire. The doctors don't believe him but his best friend arrives and tries to prevent it by pouring cold water on him, unfortunately it was sparkling water, which in fact makes catching on fire more likely. A real sad moment despite the efforts of a good friend
Time to take your meds. Fuck that I'm done drinking gas, I got this fire shank. Stab stab. Now we both burn and I'm still beating your ass. Killem all.
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Both the victims and the assailants mothers had a falling out over a purported bingo cheating incident many many moons ago.
LjDes
Deviant
News At 11:
The fire marshal's report on the recent hospital Blaze states that a Mr. Willy Pete, attempted suicide by consuming an entire container of phosphorus. While being treated in hospital, a clumsy orderly accidentally spilled his water, soaking Mr. Willy. The water reacted with Mr. Willy's phosphorus saturated perspiration, igniting both himself and Mr.Willy . The inextinguishable flames engulfed the north wing of the hospital before spreading to the neighboring palliative care unit.
The death toll so far has reached 144 including 12 firemen and 6.5 souls from the neighboring palliative care unit.
Rusty Boner, News At 11
The fire marshal's report on the recent hospital Blaze states that a Mr. Willy Pete, attempted suicide by consuming an entire container of phosphorus. While being treated in hospital, a clumsy orderly accidentally spilled his water, soaking Mr. Willy. The water reacted with Mr. Willy's phosphorus saturated perspiration, igniting both himself and Mr.Willy . The inextinguishable flames engulfed the north wing of the hospital before spreading to the neighboring palliative care unit.
The death toll so far has reached 144 including 12 firemen and 6.5 souls from the neighboring palliative care unit.
Rusty Boner, News At 11
DokraOwl
Hooter
Man shows up to hospital claiming he now has super powers after ingesting a rare Chinese penis potion he found in a cave. Nurse asks him if he has super powers why is he at the hospital. He says his power is becoming a human torch with the power to fly and shoot flames from his penis but it only activates when he's horny. He's already burned down the local strip club, the town brothel, and St. Michael's church on 5th and Main. Man says he wants to be castrated so he won't get horny and burn down things anymore. Doctor agrees. He's sedated and put in a room with another patient. He wakes up with a boner and hears the patient next to him on the other bed, a beutiful woman. He calls the doctor to warn him that he's getting horny. Doctor comes in an throws ice water on him to stop the horny. But it's too late the sexy nurse and female patient in the room make him active and he sprays fire from his penis as he tries to fly away.
stok3d
Die, Fucker.
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CreepyStalker
Forever Alone
Internet Rage
Jack Daniels Straight Up
That's @Sile, aka 'Epi'Bi'Curious. He found out that his boyfriend, @Denim Chicken, was going to go public with details of their gay, faggoty, ass-pounding relationship. He couldn't handle it, and so he did what you see here. Sad times.
The dude probably bitched about him owing him gas $ and that he stole his lighter.
First chance when the in-laws would all be in the same room. Especially that sum-bitch if a brother-in-law, hence why he went for him first.
man saw the hospital bill,and burst into flames.
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Panzercat79
Well Known Member
The stakes for the best dialysis machines have never been higher.The one closest to the windows is a bit shoddy, clearly.This gentlemen was just trying to move up the ladder the old-fashioned way.
Stupid fucker ended up burning himself to a crisp π
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