Sunderland Man Masturbated Over Seagull

[Blood_Sport]

He got himself a new bird..

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[Red-Footed Booby]

Even though it’s a dumb seagull it doesn’t deserve some dirty man seed on it’s wings.

 

[Cik One 956]

Any comments from the seagulls attorney ??

 

[Blood_Sport]

Even though it’s a dumb seagull it doesn’t deserve some dirty man seed on it’s wings.

He was hoping for a Shag

 

[DokraOwl]

Hope the gull had bacteria and parasites that transferred to him.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Any comments from the seagulls attorney ??

“My client, Mr Seagull, was going about his usual day, when he was traumatised by a ghastly seaman. Oh, my apologies. He was traumatised by a nasty man’s semen. We are seeking a boat load of compensation”.

 

[SlovakBabe]

he wanted to spread his seeds to far and wide

 

[hedgerow]

what a sick deviant...keep kids and pets away from this wacko

 

[wiggins]

He got himself a new bird..

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

www.lbc.co.uk

I know we should not judge a book by its cover, but one look at him and it just screams seagull fucker...

 

[NoConvexity]

He wanted the bird to think that he shits white too

 

[Denim Chicken]

They couldn't find a more flattering picture of the seagull?

 

[Pestilent1]

I know we should not judge a book by its cover, but one look at him and it just screams seagull fucker...

 

[steroidtulip]

The blokes a perv , but that is one sexy looking seagull

 

[Inhaler]

Any comments from the seagulls attorney ??

We're all hungry, we'll get to our hotplates soon enough

 

[D.O.A.]

Any comments from the seagulls attorney ??

 

[ASU-85]

Sounds like something from the daily sport 😂.