Funny Tea and consent

[Donkeyd]

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Unconscious people don't want tea. I wish that didn't have to be said.

 

[Flatus Tube]

So he’s going to have a wank after recording the voiceover? I hope his hand consents.

 

[Jan_Savik]

If I'm making someone a cup of YORKSHIRE Tea , then they are fookin drinking it !!!!🤪

 

[evil retard]

consent? i consent you to drink my fucking tea. consent that, bitch.

 

[GenericMale]

Whenever someone offers me tea I consent because I'm not a little fucking tea tease.
I'm an absolute whore for tea.
I drink the cheap brands, expensive brands idgaf I'll lap it up like a dog.

 

[Harumph]

Comparing sex to tea is probably where the English went awry. After all, some may or may not want tea or even coffee, but nobody ever wants to do the dishes.