Texas Man Confess Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them Impersonated As An Alien

[Grand Mal Caesar]

You would defo get away with doing that shit in the present day, people are dumb fucks and would totally believe their arseholes needing to be probed to understand the human race!

Yesterday, the day before and many years prior. What do you think, dumb people are new?

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Butt sex you must have my young padawan

@Graziani This man needs to be lectured on the evils of buttsex.

 

[cerkdfmoreal]

Yesterday, the day before and many years prior. What do you think, dumb people are new?

Definitely not new but I do think the dumb are becoming even dumber.......

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Definitely not new but I do think the dumb are becoming even dumber.......

I think the internet just showcases it more. People are just as dumb as ever. In the old days you only learned of dumb shit people did in "Reader's Digest"and "Hustler" magazines or heard it from friends and co-workers or witnessed it personally.

When you did something dumb yourself, you thought, "I hope nobody saw that." Now people record themselves being dumb and hope everybody sees it. Maybe people are dumber today.

 

[cerkdfmoreal]

I think the internet just showcases it more. People are just as dumb as ever. In the old days you only learned of dumb shit people did in "Reader's Digest"and "Hustler" magazines or heard it from friends and co-workers or witnessed it personally.

When you did something dumb yourself, you thought, "I hope nobody saw that." Now people record themselves being dumb and hope everybody sees it. Maybe

I think the internet just showcases it more. People are just as dumb as ever. In the old days you only learned of dumb shit people did in "Reader's Digest"and "Hustler" magazines or heard it from friends and co-workers or witnessed it personally.

When you did something dumb yourself, you thought, "I hope nobody saw that." Now people record themselves being dumb and hope everybody sees it. Maybe people are dumber today.

Yea the internet certainly provides the window of stupidity!!!

 

[Zepar♤]

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens. 73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department. Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years. Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them. In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume. FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing. “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.” According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long. “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.” Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance He could face a term of more than 382 years to life in prison if found guilty of all counts. The 73-year old was denied bail this morning and will remain in detention until the beginning of his trial in January.

 

[bigdickdaddy180]

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens. 73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department. Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years. Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them. In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume. FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing. “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.” According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long. “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.” Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance He could face a term of more than 382 years to life in prison if found guilty of all counts. The 73-year old was denied bail this morning and will remain in detention until the beginning of his trial in January.

I’m sorry but this is amazing

 

[Mainlygore]

This man is a fuckin pioneer. Set him free.

 

[freebsd]

I bet THIS gives some critters on here some ideas!

WOW, an Alien biden will prosecute.

 

[Ale's Ghost]

The fucked up thing about this story is It makes perfect sense and it explains a lot . damn sorry its fake...sorry mate that um "Probe" you got which you were told was all in your head who's head was in where hahahahahaha

 

[whiteboyopie]

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens. 73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department. Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years. Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them. In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume. FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing. “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.” According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long. “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.” Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance He could face a term of more than 382 years to life in prison if found guilty of all counts. The 73-year old was denied bail this morning and will remain in detention until the beginning of his trial in January.

Its JABA !!

 

[hoze123]

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens. 73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department. Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years. Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them. In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume. FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing. “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.” According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long. “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.” Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance He could face a term of more than 382 years to life in prison if found guilty of all counts. The 73-year old was denied bail this morning and will remain in detention until the beginning of his trial in January.

turns out aliens do anally probe people

 

[angelsbreath]

Just needs Bill Cosby's attorney..

 

[james west]

turns out aliens do anally probe people

 

[SoreWreckedum]

Well hell this wraps up the whole alien conspiracy...pffft

 

[GoreErectus]

Dirty Old Man, Are Texas and Florida competing with each other as the weirdest state ever? And you people think California is weird?????