The end is nigh .. according to Jobo's

[Dolly]

Many years ago these 2 young Jehovas Witness guys came knocking on my door one of them was ridiculously good looking, stood there in his smart suit, kinda innocent looking, but he a dirty sexy little twinkle in his eye. Anyway I proper fancied him so of course I allowed them to chat away about baby Jesus and stuff. They left after an hour or so... But 2 days later I bumped into said guy, His name was Jez. He had been disfellowshipped for smoking and drinking on several occasions and was not longer allowed in Kingdom Hall, or indeed to visit his parents...He was looking at me like he wanted to fuck me, so I took the innocent virgin lamb home and so began a 2 year long sex fest. I trained that boy good. gorgeous, hung , amazingly good in bed... but aside from that really fucking needy and highly selfish, and utterly terrible with money... so he was duly replaced when the novelty wore off.

Anyway during that relationship his Jobo mum liked to pop round and give me bible study, which I genuinely found really interesting and the page turning flicking through the bible and the Watchtower gave me very relaxing ASMR. Jez wasnt there during the study, he wasnt allowed. I was allowed to hear 'The good news' God shit because I wasnt to know any better about God as I had been brought up a Catholic.

I'm really waffling. But Wales is in a 2 week lockdown and Im stuck at home and it is pissing down. So I am bored shit posting. Does anyone even read past the first line of a post?
I got to thinking today about how the Jobos believe in a paradise on earth and how some kinda armageddon will happen, but not until loads of other prophecies come to be these are

War on a large scale.—Matthew 24:7; Revelation 6:4.

Famine.—Matthew 24:7; Revelation 6:5, 6.

Great earthquakes.—Luke 21:11.

Pestilences, or epidemics of “terrible diseases.”—Luke 21:11,

Increase of crime.—Matthew 24:12.

Ruining of the earth by mankind.—Revelation 11:18.

Deterioration of people’s attitudes, as shown by many who are “unthankful, disloyal, . . . not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, betrayers, headstrong, puffed up with pride.”—2 Timothy 3:1-4.

Breakdown of the family, with people who have “no natural affection” and children who are “disobedient to parents.”—2 Timothy 3:2, 3.

Love of God growing cold in most people.—Matthew 24:12.

Noteworthy displays of religious hypocrisy.—2 Timothy 3:5.

Increased understanding of Bible prophecies, including those related to the last days.—Daniel 12:4.

Global preaching of the good news of the Kingdom.—Matthew 24:14.

Widespread apathy and even ridicule toward the evidence of the approaching end.—Matthew 24:37-39; 2 Peter 3:3, 4.


The simultaneous fulfillment of all these prophecies, not just a few or even most of them.—Matthew 24:33.

I mean quite some check list ( the Jobos also fail to mention shit from revelations about Muslims )but the Jobos think the start of the end was 1914, after doing some bible sums and that, those born or those from 'that generation' will see the end , the Armageddon that will kill most of us. So I have no idea how many people from 1914 are still alive. It seems. to them, likely that end party day might be pretty soon. I bet they are even joyous re Covid ITS A FUCKING SIGN DAPHNE

Although I think its bollocks and the ramblings of some ancient savants who thought yeah, humans are mostly shit, lets write about how they will end themselves. I do find great comfort hoping the day I die every fucker else will die too (except for Jobos)

 

[Blood_Sport]

Back in the 90s my now ex brother in law, Justin, had a cousin called john who was a Jehova, he was a nice enough bloke who would call round our place when he was out 'door knocking' he had to donate part of his weekly wage to those vampires to stay in God's good books. One friday night he was with Justin and some others playing Truth or Dare.. John was dared to insert the leg of a breakfast bar stool into his arse ( thinking he'd refuse and be out of the game ) John tuned the stool over and put part of the leg up his arse lol, after this he started going out drinking and smoking a bit of weed here and he dyed his hair blonde. He went and told the Jehovas that their way of life didn't suit him anymore.. They spent the next few months pestering the shit out of him to return to them, he'd answer to door with a beer in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth whenever he saw them walk up his path. eventually they left him alone

Some time later John announced that his friend ( i forget his name ) was actually his boyfriend, Justin punched John and then he and another family member smashed the windows on his car

This is the reason why i don't answer the door naked to Jehova witnesses anymore

 

[Humungus]

Who said Jehovah ?

 

[Ku Klux Kloyce]

 

[Legendary Fuckwad]

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Noteworthy displays of religious hypocrisy.—2 Timothy 3:5.

sounds a lot like you, my dude.

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Close relative is one.... So not a close relative anymore don't speak to her nowadays.. Brain washed

 

[McM]

Years ago there were always two old ladies standing at the main train station holding up their two brochures. Long time not seen. Maybe they're online now as well.
I'm raised as a pagan, so I never understood why people really believe in religious stuff. But I've read the bible in prison too and tried to see it as a historical/mythological source. Later the apocrypha.

The end of all? Difficult to say. The species started as a rat-like creature between the legs of dinosaurs IIRC, maybe it will end there too. Without the dinos.
All at once the same time? Only something from space could cause that, I think.

 

[Dolly]

Years ago there were always two old ladies standing at the main train station holding up their two brochures. Long time not seen. Maybe they're online now as well.
I'm raised as a pagan, so I never understood why people really believe in religious stuff. But I've read the bible in prison too and tried to see it as a historical/mythological source. Later the apocrypha.

The end of all? Difficult to say. The species started as a rat-like creature between the legs of dinosaurs IIRC, maybe it will end there too. Without the dinos.
All at once the same time? Only something from space, I think.

Would love the ending to be something from space.. anything even a planet collision. I found the movie Melancholia amazing, not only beautifully shot, but such a captivating movie of depression and destruction.

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

My neighbors are Jobos. The little 17 year old girl definitely wants to fuck me. She’s so obvious. The way she stares at me when I get home from work in my truck all dirty, and jamming tunes hypnotizes her. She knows my ex wife’s been gone and moved out since last summer.
I’ll wait until 18... eggs will still be fresh.

 

[Blood_Sport]

My neighbors are Jobos. The little 17 year old girl definitely wants to fuck me. She’s so obvious. The way she stares at me when I get home from work in my truck all dirty, and jamming tunes hypnotizes her. She knows my ex wife’s been gone and moved out since last summer.
I’ll wait until 18... eggs will still be fresh.

Here's a little something to put you in the mood..

 

[King-Rory]

Would love the ending to be something from space.. anything even a planet collision. I found the movie Melancholia amazing, not only beautifully shot, but such a captivating movie of depression and destruction.

Yes I have to agree, an amazingly atmospheric film, beautifully shot and Kirsten Dunst got her babs and voog out!

 

[Guipago]

Gotta get an older bible with the thee's & thou's still in it, the newer ones have some of the contexts changed to clean it up a bit, old testament is the one to read if you can get your head around all the different people in it. Muslims mentioned in Revelations, have to check that out, Mohammad born after 600 AD.

 

[Dolly]

Gotta get an older bible with the thee's & thou's still in it, the newer ones have some of the contexts changed to clean it up a bit, old testament is the one to read if you can get your head around all the different people in it. Muslims mentioned in Revelations, have to check that out, Mohammad born after 600 AD.

Well it doesnt mention Muslims by name, and of course god being omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscience He knows whats going to happen . I think iirc they are called the children of Abraham in the bible. Mohammaed traces his lineage back to Ishmael, Abrahams son. Its all very inetersting stuff.

 

[Guipago]

I think it refers to Arabs in general, I spent a few years in a truck each day with an Iranian ancient history professor(his credentials weren't recognized in Aus.) he knew a lot on Mohammad's life as a boy until founding the Muslim religion, controversial to say the least.

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Step daughters a jehovah. She is a cunt

 

[Zitfarmer]

I highly favor the zombie apocalypse scenario, i know a couple people that would surely have turned, therefore i would have no choice but to put them down.

 

[mapa]

I mean shit, if that's you in your pfp, I too would give you the look.