disaster The Old Grumpy Fart

[Monkman777]

 

[ImAlwaysBaked]

I was hoping he'd fall face first when his foot got stuck, almost!

I never understood why people feel destroying someone's property will get their point across. They def aren't moving now 🤣

 

[Qtek2020]

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What an idiot white people

 

[RattleHead]

Shoulda pushed him over and covered him up.

 

[Racist Bastard]

Ill

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Bet that cost the old bastard. And I'll bet that pissed him off even worse. He acts like the kind who would be pissed off about a 38$ water bill.

 

[ZeroK]

His Chicken Helped Out

 

[Tree bark]

should have punched that old motherfucker

 

[DokraOwl]

should have punched that old motherfucker

No, should have poured the cement on him and then he would have frozen in place like a person from Pompeii and then the cement company could have charged admission fees to people to see him and say they excavated him from the ground and he's a rare fossil from the stone age.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

I don't care who you are, fuck with my livelihood and you are going to get your ass beat. Old man had zero right to do what he did or even complain about it.

 

[DokraOwl]

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Imagine the chicken laid an egg and it sank just under the surface of the cement, and since cement is exothermic when setting it kept the egg warm and then the chick hatched from the egg weeks later and emerged from the sidewalk. All the while TV cameras were filming the local mayor giving a speach when in the background you just see the chick hatch from the sidewalk, and then people at home start making conspiracy theories about why a chick just hatched from the ground behind the mayor.

Crazy religous fundamentalists take it as a sign of the end times, and soon riots break out and mass looting and hysteria grip the town. In the end someone presses the button to the nuclear missile in the cold war era silo and the warhead detonates right there in the tube and the town erupts into nuclear hellfire.

Then once the dust settles the only thing left alive is the chick but now it is radioactive and has glowing red eyes and hooves instead of chicken feet and it starts laughing in a deep baritone as it belches fire and tiny horns sprout from its head. That would be stupid, sorry for making you read such ridiculousness.

 

[dafuq]

Senior citizen found mysteriously concrete encased decades later….

 

[djdeeds]

LOL he nearly found himself permanently glued into that driveway

 

[ZeroK]

Imagine the chicken laid an egg and it sank just under the surface of the cement, and since cement is exothermic when setting it kept the egg warm and then the chick hatched from the egg weeks later and emerged from the sidewalk. All the while TV cameras were filming the local mayor giving a speach when in the background you just see the chick hatch from the sidewalk, and then people at home start making conspiracy theories about why a chick just hatched from the ground behind the mayor.

Crazy religous fundamentalists take it as a sign of the end times, and soon riots break out and mass looting and hysteria grip the town. In the end someone presses the button to the nuclear missile in the cold war era silo and the warhead detonates right there in the tube and the town erupts into nuclear hellfire.

Then once the dust settles the only thing left alive is the chick but now it is radioactive and has glowing red eyes and hooves instead of chicken feet and it starts laughing in a deep baritone as it belches fire and tiny horns sprout from its head. That would be stupid, sorry for making you read such ridiculousness.

Don’t be sorry, u have exceptional creative writing skills seemingly improvised on the spot. Are u a professional writer?

 

[DokraOwl]

Don’t be sorry, u have exceptional creative writing skills seemingly improvised on the spot. Are u a professional writer?

It's a long story (no pun intended).

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Imagine the chicken laid an egg and it sank just under the surface of the cement, and since cement is exothermic when setting it kept the egg warm and then the chick hatched from the egg weeks later and emerged from the sidewalk. All the while TV cameras were filming the local mayor giving a speach when in the background you just see the chick hatch from the sidewalk, and then people at home start making conspiracy theories about why a chick just hatched from the ground behind the mayor.

Crazy religous fundamentalists take it as a sign of the end times, and soon riots break out and mass looting and hysteria grip the town. In the end someone presses the button to the nuclear missile in the cold war era silo and the warhead detonates right there in the tube and the town erupts into nuclear hellfire.

Then once the dust settles the only thing left alive is the chick but now it is radioactive and has glowing red eyes and hooves instead of chicken feet and it starts laughing in a deep baritone as it belches fire and tiny horns sprout from its head. That would be stupid, sorry for making you read such ridiculousness.

This is awesome , you should write short stories 🙏😂😂

 

[thebigshow]

What an idiot white people

Jealous much?