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bizarre Thief was unaware that he picked the wrong pair

I before E except after C. (with a million other exceptions)
English is a bastard language because every cunt and his army invaded it and left bits of language along with bits of DNA. There is no spelling logic nor much gramatical logic to English. At least in its pure form it doesn't have all the gendered stuff that French does but with the LGBTQI stuff you are expected to use the 'them/their' shit which totally stultifies any prose.
 
English is a bastard language because every cunt and his army invaded it and left bits of language along with bits of DNA. There is no spelling logic nor much gramatical logic to English. At least in its pure form it doesn't have all the gendered stuff that French does but with the LGBTQI stuff you are expected to use the 'them/their' shit which totally stultifies any prose.
Yep. Best example: to, too, and two.
 
English is a bastard language because every cunt and his army invaded it and left bits of language along with bits of DNA. There is no spelling logic nor much gramatical logic to English. At least in its pure form it doesn't have all the gendered stuff that French does but with the LGBTQI stuff you are expected to use the 'them/their' shit which totally stultifies any prose.
Gallagher has a great bit on how fucked up the English language is. From bomb to tomb to comb. It's incredibly well written and funny. Dude was so underrated...
 
I before E except after C. (with a million other exceptions)
Here is my favorite English example that conflicts with the bullshit 'I before E' rule: I will run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor!

Here is a train wreck of a sentence that is full of conflicts to that rule: We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of this weird and heinous rule from our science and leisure alike.
 
Here is my favorite English example that conflicts with the bullshit 'I before E' rule: I will run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor!

Here is a train wreck of a sentence that is full of conflicts to that rule: We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of this weird and heinous rule from our science and leisure alike.
Beutifully put together.

Still, English is the international language of travel for pilots and ship captains...
 
Which Gallagher are we talking about here?
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