In fact what it will do is save you funeral costs because your coffin and burial will be complete in one. At 8secs they've even covered problems if you're fucking at the earthquake kicks in.
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Funny This will save your life during an earthquake
- Thread starter Donkeyd
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Great idea
I like the M.A.S.H. reruns on the TV. Brings me back to my childhood, when you get what you get and you don't throw a fit
M.A.S.H was great. Drinking booze from specimen jars.
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
fucking morons. When you've got five stories piled on top of your steel fucking coffin good luck. Your sardine can will look like fucking newspaper.
DRAGONOVDEATH
Forum Veteran
Damn I am confused of this invention is good or bad , I guess it good for small houses , but for people live in appartments in a building it's like jumping into your own grave literally.
Penetrator7
Rookie
If I go with 2nd one, the rescuers will find 3 of us!!!
Goreeire
Rookie
Handy, it dispenses you into a coffin just as you die, what a great idea...
DokraOwl
Hooter
Nice, a slow death torture coffin. Imagine waking up in that thing one morning completely oblivious that there had even been an earthquake. You wouldn't know if you were burried under hundreds of tons of concrete or if you had been secretly pranked by someone tripping the censor and duct taping the lid shut on you. Then you live in there for months slowly eating your rations and shitting and pissing on yourself thinking you are so smart because it saved you from dying in an earthquake. Then your friend finally opens the hatch and reveals there never even was an earthquake. Yeah, you'll really feel like the ultimate survival genius then.
What piece of mind you will have, knowing that at any moment while you're sleeping, you could be buried alive. Who doesn't want to be buried alive?
That's what your desk is for.
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