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bizarre Throw Her Out The Plane

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“This is your Capitan. Everyone please ensure that your seatbelts are fastened tightly about your waist and your carry on luggage is securely stowed under the seat in front of you. OK, on 3 I’m going to slam this crazy bitch into the ceiling, then onto the floor, twice. Everyone hold on. 1, 2, 3…”
 
Nice to see all the men on the plane taking care of the situation.

Stewardess: Capt we have a crazy watermelon serial killer going crazy here.

Capt: Roger that. Copilot, let's send her grape pop guzzling ass back to her seat.

Capt: *turns on seatbelt sign*

Capt: *begins to roll the plane several times.

Capt: *levels plane out and turns seatbelt sign off

Capt: Stewardess, is the single mother who lost custody to the state still monkeying around?

Stewardess: No Capt. The ghetto ho is not a problem anymore.
 
They want an injection of Thorazine/Chlorpromazine/Largactil.
Only Lorazapam and maybe morphine in the airline med kits. She is just doing the instinctive jungle thing. She wants to be sedated? Sedate her. The laptop idea doesn’t require nreaking the kit seal and done correctly won’t expose anyone to her body fluids.
 
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