bizarre Toilet Intruder (1 Viewer)

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Jessica Fletcher. 🍳

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Post Covid-19, the amount of toilet paper she took was more offensive than the break-in poop session. The stuff is expensive now!
She's maybe had a poop that's like hot slurry.
She probably got caught short whilst trying to find open WiFi for her kid to play Roblox.
Like @scott13214 does when he can't afford a Macdonalds.
 
its a burglary she just sat on the pot to make the unsuspecting owner surprised and unsure of what to do. I woulda locked her in until police arrived.
 

Grand Mal Caesar

1984+Idiocracy=Reality
Some drunk, meth head wanders into my house and takes a dump, especially a filthy spic, I'm gonna make a pinata out of her
I don't think you would want to be picking up any 'candy' that falls out of her though. At least get her outside first.
 
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lechmich

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Dude, you have a serious security problem if a whale like that can just drop a log wherever she wants...
 
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