Crime Triage Test. Who Would U Help First?

[ZeroK]

 

[Flatus Tube]

That lass was quite the drama Queen, and it worked as she got the attention 😂.

PS The medical term for fainting is syncope (pronounced sin-ko-pee). Just in case you ever feel the need to sound heroic if someone collapses near you in future. 😂

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

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JAGOFF DOWN!!! I REPEAT; WE'VE GOT A JAGOFF DOWN!!!
I AIN'T HELPIN JACK in this particular situation! I'D CERTAINLY WATCH-EM "BLEED OUT" Tho!!! OH YES I WOULD!!!
🤘🤟🤙...SP

 

[Ellzibette]

At least someone finally had a normal human reaction in one of these scenarios.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

Is there a bar? Cause if there is I will help myself.

 

[Ilcammellaio]

At least someone finally had a normal human reaction in one of these scenarios.

I know it should be normal but it really feels weird to me

 

[Mark328]

The chair in the background, didn't deserve being knocked upside down, legs akimbo

 

[Solomon Kane]

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I would use the scientific formula of, eeny meeny miney moe..

 

[IntriguedByDeath]

The guy with the bullet in his brain is probably past the triage stage. I'm gonna help the hot girl, here.

 

[GarGoil]

One man killed another man, neither of which could orient their baseball hat in the correct direction.

 

[Smooby]

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Not sure why, but that guy on the left dancing reminded me of the beginning of celery man

 

[yotgguitar]

Why did the victim look like spider-man before being shot?

 

[Melas]

At least someone finally had a normal human reaction in one of these scenarios.

Sight of blood spewing out of the dead guy idk
My sister would nearly pass out having her blood drawn.

 

[Rio1]

Bullets kill ninjas apparently

 

[LuckyLoonyToon]

No point in helping a guy that has had a bullet in his head. You can't help the dead dead...

 

[GarGoil]

Sight of blood spewing out of the dead guy idk
My sister would nearly pass out having her blood drawn.

I have a relative about 250 lbs 6'2" tall, rides a motorcycle, love firearms, large burly man; sees any small amount of his own blood and instantly turns pale white in skin tone and passes out.

 

[Melas]

I have a relative about 250 lbs 6'2" tall, rides a motorcycle, love firearms, large burly man; sees any small amount of his own blood and instantly turns pale white in skin tone and passes out.

Ha! Crazy right! Something about the sight/flash/flow/color of it can make someone feel real woozy all of a sudden lol