fights Trouble at taco bell

[miketeevee13]

pro tip: spread liquid Tide all over the skid marks, throw in laundry machine and like magic they're gone
ps - don't forget to wash your hand afterward

No way dude, I have women to do that for me.

 

[master shake]

No way dude, I have women to do that for me.

I thought that you did everything manually

 

[CunningLinguist]

No way dude, I have women to do that for me.

you know, eventually you're going to have to move out of your parents' home

 

[hedgerow]

you know, eventually you're going to have to move out of your parents' home

i hope he's only kidding. I've been doing my own laundry since i was 12. If his mom still does his laundry that's sad.

"Well you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed, And that's too long." - Billy Joel

 

[miketeevee13]

you know, eventually you're going to have to move out of your parents' home

Bro! 😦

 

[miketeevee13]

I thought that you did everything manually

I do, occasionally a chick will help me jerk off. I like when that happens. One time I talked a girl into “touching my no no place” while I was playing the PlayStation. It was awesome. It was like my two favourite things at once.

 

[master shake]

I do, occasionally a chick will help me jerk off. I like when that happens. One time I talked a girl into “touching my no no place” while I was playing the PlayStation. It was awesome. It was like my two favourite things at once.

I had this chick wank me with the condom that I was still wearing after she got off. That slut was amused 😆 when I came after she wanked. The clean up was easy.

 

[Htos1av]

Rarely do I stop and eat at a fast food joint. Rarely do I stop at one with all nigger workers, gas stations malls festivals. Call me racist. I’m fine with it. Rather be racist and not in the middle of niggers or witnessing they’re nigger behavior

No fast food since 1994 for real-I highly suggest that for everyone. You'll be fine, trust me.