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Ineresting that it's only visible against the clouds, and disappears where the clouds are not present. A powerful laser torch being shined up into the air, perhaps?
se7en.is.back
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Yea, I'm not convinced from either clip
it's the very reason DJ's use fog machines, because it makes the beam more visible.
DokraOwl
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Once upon a time there was a tiny little alien named Aeri who was on vacation visiting the moon. Despite her parent's warning Aeri decided to make a detour and visit Earth as well.
She landed her flying saucer in Russia and curiously peered into the window of a family of Cossacks. The Cossack child, Oleg, pointed and screamed, having spotted Aeri in the window. The Cossack mother, a huge beast of a woman named Veloska, saw Aeri as well.
Aeri ran from the house but Veloska persued and fired a shotgun from the porch - peppering Aeri with birdshot. Aeri continued to run, leaving a trail of purple blood, until she finally collapsed and died from her injuries.
Some men from another village later found her body in the snow and video taped it, uploading the images to the internet. The men took her body to the local government building where it was stored in a refrigerator next to the councilman's lunch.
Later that afternoon, while drunk on vodka, the politician ate Aeri's corpse - mistaking her for salted pork. And so that's how it came to be that the evidence of Aeri's visit to Earth was lost forever and nobody ever believed the stories of the villagers. The end
She landed her flying saucer in Russia and curiously peered into the window of a family of Cossacks. The Cossack child, Oleg, pointed and screamed, having spotted Aeri in the window. The Cossack mother, a huge beast of a woman named Veloska, saw Aeri as well.
Aeri ran from the house but Veloska persued and fired a shotgun from the porch - peppering Aeri with birdshot. Aeri continued to run, leaving a trail of purple blood, until she finally collapsed and died from her injuries.
Some men from another village later found her body in the snow and video taped it, uploading the images to the internet. The men took her body to the local government building where it was stored in a refrigerator next to the councilman's lunch.
Later that afternoon, while drunk on vodka, the politician ate Aeri's corpse - mistaking her for salted pork. And so that's how it came to be that the evidence of Aeri's visit to Earth was lost forever and nobody ever believed the stories of the villagers. The end
Stormy Llewellyn
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Alien gore...! Cool..
Thats not a alien just a russian blown up by a drone
and what happened to Aeri's flying saucer....?
DokraOwl
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Well... as the spring thaw came, Aeri's flying saucer, which she had cleverly hidden under the snow, slowly came into view sitting in a clearing not too far from the home of the Cossack family.
Little Oleg, ever fond of the outdoors, took the first chance he could get to leave his stuffy family home and explore.
The spring air was cool and brisk as the warm morning sun shone on his face. Aware that his mother would soon wake up, Oleg was quick in his step as he raced into the woods confident he could explore it in time before she awoke to find him missing.
He was of course curious about what had ever happened to the small humanoid creature he had seen several months earlier in the window. Certainly there had to be some trace of it still outside.
After several minutes of wandering in the woods the thought of the creature quickly faded from his mind. There was nothing in the woods but wet leaves, rocks, and sticks.
Suddenly Oleg heard a rustling in a nearby bush. Fantasies of the little creature immediately flooded back into his mind. He picked up a stick and slowly approached the bush.
He could see something moving behind the twigs. He prodded the area with the stick. Much to the boy's suprize a sudden wind erupted from the bush as a large Russian Sage Pheasant burst out of its branches and took flight into the air above his head.
Initially startled, Oleg quickly regained his senses and gave chase. The big colorful game bird soon lead Oleg into a clearing before flying off into the sky above the canopy.
Oleg watched as the bird flew away much to his disappointment. He then looked out into the large expansive clearing. A shimer of silver light caught his eye. He walked to the center of the clearing and looked down. Aeri's flying saucer lay at his feet.
Curiously, Oleg picked it up. It was no larger or heavier than some of the toy trucks he had in his bedroom. He shook the spacecraft and could hear small objects rattling around inside.
Convinced he had just found a shiny new toy Oleg put the flying saucer under his arm and ran home.
Taking off his coat and boots, Oleg tiptoed cautiously back into his house, his mother's loud snoring signaling that he was in the clear from her wrath.
Back in his room Oleg put the space ship in the corner with his collection of toys. It would stay there for many months occasionally being played with by Oleg along side his collection of plastic army men and toy trucks.
But one night, as Oleg slept, the craft began to glow red. Unknown to Oleg not only was his new toy an actual real-life spaceship but it was also powered by a potentially dangerous nuclear reactor.
The small neutron flux reactor on board the ship, which had been running this whole time, had finally reached the limits of its stability. With its Deuterium liquid moderator now completely evaporated there was nothing stopping the nuclear chain reaction from getting out of control. The spacecraft began beeping loudly, and then just as Oleg was opening his eyes, stirred awake by the noise, there was a sudden brilliant white flash.
Nobody quite knows what exactly happened next because all records from the time after were very scarcely recorded. All that is known is that the explosion was so great that it elicited a cascade of international nuclear responses. This culminated in the complete destruction of the Russian Federation, its entire sphere of influence, the United States in its entirety, all of Europe, China, Great Britian, and significant portions of Canada, India, Australia, and parts of Africa and South America. Billions died. The few that survived lived in an apocalyptic hellscape before they too succumb. In the end all of humanity died out except for a single man simply known as D. Owl who recorded the story in stone as a lesson for future civilizations that may arise or visit Earth curious as to what happened.
The end.
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