Wake tfu! (1 Viewer)

[Ginjabread man]

 

[Marmite]

Fuck that. Iam not disciplined for that I'd have twatted the cunt with the gun

 

[Nun Soup]

These new alarm clocks really work!

 

[Brother Birt]

Marines telling Army about their morning routine.

 

[Solomon Kane]

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Sounds like the wife when I slept in on a work day..

 

[Griffon56]

Not a good start to the morning. I’ll pass.

 

[igotyour40acres]

They're not ignoring your orders, drill sgt, they're fucking DEAF, you dumb sonofabitch!

 

[GoreExorcist]

Sorry Sgt, can you kindly go fuck, I am having a lie in today, go blow that whistle up your mams pussy. You God dam Son of a Bitch.

 

[Cik One 956]

And that's why I didn't join . Lol . I love my beauty sleep .

 

[DokraOwl]

I would have pretended to still be sleeping and just stayed in bed until everyone else left. Then as the sun rose later I would have put on my slippers and made coffee. Then I would have taken a shower, eaten breakfast, and taken a shit for a half hour. After that I would then put on my military clothes and joined the others outside and watched them as they did their training while relaxing on a lawn chair sipping a margarita.

 

[Cerebral Haemorrhage]

Boarding school was so much different back in my day, jeez!

 

[Kneeler Plz]

It takes me an hour to feel good enough to move half way decent. Fuck this.