bizarre Was Your Marriage Proposal Romantic

[ZeroK]

 

[Bad Hippo]

Just a little bit further to the water..... and then these whales can return to their natural environment.
(Because clearly they are no use on land...)

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Is this a new show? My 3/4 Ton Wedding

 

[The anarchist]

Nah, we were both drunk playing pool at a bar😂😂 26 years ago👍😉

 

[ZeroK]

Is this a new show? My 3/4 Ton Wedding

Round It Out To 1 Ton

 

[CunningLinguist]

That was beautiful. Her pictures might not have come out so great, but at least she got to be in the professional video, making the event all about her. You know she'll show up as a wedding guest, wearing a white dress.

 

[Monkman777]

 

[djdeeds]

You know you're really fat when ........................

 

[Clendenon]

I proposed via phone. That was 42 years ago so you know it was by landline.

 

[djdeeds]

That was beautiful. Her pictures might not have come out so great, but at least she got to be in the professional video, making the event all about her. You know she'll show up as a wedding guest, wearing a white dress.

and trip over her own feet trying to catch the bouquet, knocking over several other people as she does it.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Nah, we were both drunk playing pool at a bar😂😂 26 years ago👍😉

We were cuddling while coming up on amazing ecstasy (MDMA) pills 23 years ago 😂.

 

[djdeeds]

I proposed via phone. That was 42 years ago so you know it was by landline.

Have you met her in person yet?

 

[dildo_swaggins]

Just a little bit further to the water..... and then these whales can return to their natural environment.
(Because clearly they are no use on land...)

We need to back to burning whale fat for lamps. Enough fucking lard here to keep a house going for a year

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

Hippos tumbling all around damn 🤣

 

[JawshSB]

Imagine being so fat you cant even stand up, pathetic

 

[NoConvexity]

I heard these are well known goregrish members

 

[hedgerow]

obese fatties are disgusting and need to learn eating discipline

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

we understood from the onset of our relationship that we were courting for marriage as christians. so no there was no romantic proposal. Instead she got to deign her engagement ring.

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

and then they celebrated by consuming a wildebeest

 

[Bad Hippo]

You know you're really fat when ........................

...you are sun-bathing on the beach, and Greenpeace activists try to drag you into the sea.