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Weird places or situations where you had no choice but to do a SHIT!

I felt ill and desperately needed to pebble dash the bog. I nipped in a gross looking public loo at a campsite I was cutting through. Unfortunately the loo was blocked, filled right to the rim with bangers n mash and foul smelling water. I looked at the sink just as my arse did that shooty-arse bum pain. So I squirted all in the sink. I wiped my nipsy and decided to leave my artwork there in full glory for the next happy camper.
Had the loo been clean and well maintained I would have used it like a big boy and left it in good nick /with maybe the temporary aroma of arse-sick.
 
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