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bizarre Well Done

He ready for the platter...
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Im very pleased he managed to maintian an erection through something he found hot but didnt enjoy,many male porn actors fail at this
 
So, dr @Flatus Tube … just out of curiosity, is that fried penis brittle, and would break into pieces if i squeezed it with pliers? Or with it just be smushed, and not break?

Sprinkle on some Chinese Five Spice and hoisin sauce and it’d be just like crispy duck 😂.

PS. At our usual totally sane family dinner this evening, my kids were having a typically intelligent conversation about poop and constipation.

My daughter said “imagine if you were constipated so bad it was like Randy Marsh in South Park, and you were straining like aaaagh uuuurgh!”

My son then said “yeah, you’d Rick James your rectum!”

My daughter then screamed in a comical manner before letting out a dramatic belly laugh.

As I said, totally sane and intelligent conversation in my house. 😂😂😂
 
Sprinkle on some Chinese Five Spice and hoisin sauce and it’d be just like crispy duck 😂.

PS. At our usual totally sane family dinner this evening, my kids were having a typically intelligent conversation about poop and constipation.

My daughter said “imagine if you were constipated so bad it was like Randy Marsh in South Park, and you were straining like aaaagh uuuurgh!”

My son then said “yeah, you’d Rick James your rectum!”

My daughter then screamed in a comical manner before letting out a dramatic belly laugh.

As I said, totally sane and intelligent conversation in my house. 😂😂😂
I might have to dress up as santa clause for your kids this christmas.
 
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